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    El Zoltan

    5.0 (1 review)
    Closed 11:00 pm - 4:00 am (Next day)

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    11 years ago

    If you're looking for a good time, it's cheap and fun! Don't forget to bring sunblock because things get heated here!

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    Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

    Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

    3.9(210 reviews)
    25.0 miZona Centro
    $$$

    Me and my friends are long time patrons of HK!! its the BEST strip club in this part of the world,…read moreand the club is world famous!! Take the HK limo from the border give the driver a tip and youre right in front of HK!! Go inside and its an amazing sight--cute girls everywhere all shapes sizes colors! Most girls are friendly and flirty. And the club has expanded to become one with Chavelas bar and Miami bar, its HUGE and 3 levels, its incredible! The waiters are pushy just be polite say no. If you find a girl sit down buy her a few drinks then go upstairs and do the business!! ;))) Afterwards say thanks give her a hug. The HK managers are cool esp. Albert he will hook you up take care of you. HOWEVER--I have to say this--*********WARNING!! and BEWARE******** of the TJ police they could stop you, harass and threaten you, and steal your money!!! It happened to me recently as I went myself to TJ. After HK I got out of the taxi and while walking towards the US entrance, 2 police stopped me, roughed me up and STOLE my money!!! And I had NO alcohol no drugs!! I was so MAD I wanted to scream!! But I stayed calm and after I walked into the US entrance and told the agents what happened. The next day I emailed a report to the TJ police dept, police dept internal investigations, HK bar, and US Consulate. The Consulate was cool they got back to me with advice. So far NOTHING back from TJ police!! This incident has ruined my TJ experience and we are NOT going again which is sad because we like HK. We will only go again if we can get an escort or security back to the border!!!

    Free to enter open 24/7…read more If you are a women you need to be with a man to escort you in, women cannot enter with out a man. My friends and I were rejected at the door and we came back a few months later with a game plan to enter LOL We came on a Friday nite, around 10 pm, the venue was packed There are several different rooms and areas to people watch lol When in TJ this is a must do.... lol We came We SAW on to the next

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    Les Girls

    3.6(55 reviews)
    8.2 miMidway
    $

    Les Girls A Hauntingly Perfect Experience!…read more Where do I even start with Club Neon Mirage? This place is a fever dream wrapped in glitter and regret, and I mean that in the best way possible! From the moment I walked in, the flickering neon lights and the heavy scent of cheap perfume hit me like a freight train of nostalgia. It reminds me of my childhood--those long, hazy nights sneaking into places I shouldn't have been. The dancers here move like they're possessed by some kind of primal energy, and I couldn't look away, even when I wanted to. My goal was to scam here, I'll be honest. I thought I could charm the dancers, maybe spin a sob story or two to get some extra attention without opening my wallet. But Les Girls turned the tables on me! Those dancers are like sirens with a sixth sense, seeing right through my hustle with those piercing, glitter-dusted stares. Before I knew it, I was the one emptying my pockets, mesmerized by their grace and handing over tips like I was under a spell. They scammed me into loving every second of this gloriously twisted place! The people there seemed to be having a bit too much fun around midnight, then I spent way more than I planned (sorry, rent), but every dollar felt like a tribute to this bizarre temple of excess. If you're looking for a place that feels like it's peeling back the layers of your psyche this is it. I'm already counting down the days until I can go back and lose myself in the Mirage again. Bring your cash, your sins, and maybe a therapist's number--you'll need all three.

    I went to the video booths one night, not sure if they have doors now but they didnt then, and I…read morewas stroking in a booth and this clean cut kinda thick Filipino Hispanic mix guy walks in. I said oooops n he left .I thought he did it on accident then he did it again few mins later then once more n I said if u wanna j/o w me ok and we started stroking n watching vids n he touched mine n I touched his thick one and all of a sudden he goes down on me. I was about to stop him but it felt so good I unloaded a huge load off my back. Shook hands n took off. Never went back but I want to

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    Thad's - Thads

    Thad's

    3.7(31 reviews)
    12.0 mi

    Interesting Adult-Club. Mix of Pros and cons…read more Pros: 1. Street parking is plentiful 20 - 40 cars. 2. Commercial area so minimal to no impact from housing nearby concerned about the Club purpose. 3. Reasonable rates per person in $20 to $30 range.for women and couples. 4. Open Wed. to Sat. See web site for calendar. 5. Clear rules / boundaries written and verbalized by welcoming staff. 6. Staff and security very welcoming and professional. 7. Many rooms / beds and bathrooms. 8. Lockers and locks provided. 9. Bring your own booze. 10. Swimming pool and spa pool. 11. Sheets on bed. 12. Rules say dudes are to be nude / naked and gals can be in lingerie, underwear or some optional clothing nights. 13. Some nights have themes like ladies- and couples-only. 14. Rules say safety and consent are paramount. Cons: 1. Most guys last night had clothes or were fully dressed so rules not being consistently followed and a major downer for my female partner.m from a safety and comfort perspective. 2. Not sure sheets are changed after each use ( bring your own large towels ). 3. Any upgrade previously mentioned does not apply to older buildings and particularly the very old flooring and poor quality mattresses. 4. Need to demolish older ancillary buildings and build two- or three story replacement with tile floors and taller beds and firmer mattresses. Overall we would go back but would love to see facility improvements and rules being applied particularly to shy men who were fully clothed indoors. We were able to share a large couples room and make love and orgasm many times and enjoy watching other couples have noisy and pleasurable sex. End ::

    The most fun being naked I've ever had, it's like Disneyland for adults…read more I can't wait to go back

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    El Zoltan - adultentertainment - Updated May 2026

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