This is an HONEST review. From really pissed off customers. (Group of 4)
I really wanted to tear these guys down.... But The Guides pulled me out of my rage.
Reason for the RAGE you ask??? I will tell you
Quick fill in.... We purchased the tickets from a VALLARTA ADVENTURES booth while in town. 4 people at $44 each = $176. The sales lady only wants $100 cash and I am to pay the remainder once we get to the location. All of this information is on my recipe.
Purchased the 10am start time / slot.
We are to be picked up at 9:45am, but told to arrive 15minutes early. So we did.
10:05am rolls around, we start to panic, so we call the # ..... "Your driver will be there soon"
WILL HE BE IN THE PREDATOR BUS WE HAVE SEEN AROUND TOWN??
"Yes, he just passed your stop"
Driver arrives 10:10 ish in a little beat up van and proceeded to tell us that WE WERE LATE.
He takes my ticket/recipe and immediately starts trying to get $$ out of me. I say NO, I will pay once I get to the location.... We proceed to argue for another 10 minutes...... It's now around 1030am.....
We then start to drive and he pulls over. Gets out and calls someone.
Gets in and starts demanding cash. We again get into it. He backs off after I tell him, I'm not doing Any business with a driver! I'm about to get out and cancel. Over the next 1.45 hour we pick up 7 or 8 other people on this tour......
2.5 hours later (1220ish). we arrive at Eden and I'm ready to beat this MFr all the way back to town. He knows it, hell every person in the van does.
From the second we got to Eden we were rushed. We got 20 seconds at the chopper location.
Shoved directly into the gear required and I made a comment or two. The guides pick up on the NEGATIVE energy and start to do damage control.
This driver must be a problem cause they say something like... "Don't be mad at us, we just work with that guy"
We proceed to have an AMAZING 45 minutes of zipping through the jungle.
10 lines that was the perfect length and height for my rookie kids.
My partner and I on the other hand... We have done some big zips... And this was a disappointment for us. No upside down, no repelling, no waterslide.... Just 10 simple Ziplines.
This is more of a jungle HIKE with a couple zips in-between. It was super Hot and humid. We are dripping sweat from every pore. (3 groups together). We are all talking about the pool.
I want to point out how professional our 3 guides were and how quickly they got me (and my family group) back into FUN mode from HULK SMASH mode.
We wrap up the Zipline and I kid you not, the moment we get unhooked from the zip, the photographer is on me.....
I tell him to BTFU, I am Hot and I just want in the pool.... Another small fight starts and I tell him, I'm not interested in anything if he says another word to me.
We proceed to swim, but again being rushed.
The brochure says we get time for swimming, food, photos and to see the Predator movie set.
Nope.... We had 20 minutes tops before that same Fing driver was rushing our group back to the van.
I only got to see 2 of the movie locations.
I got 75 pictures of my family for $75
The only upside to being rushed. I was able to basically name my price. $1 a pic VS $4 that he wanted.
I wanted to 1star this place, burn it down. But the rest of the staff went out of their way to damage control....
And it worked. I'm not so sure that everyone experiences this, but I am Still massively disappointed.
Sadly, I will probably never get the opportunity to see the movie set again.
I have a 12" Predator Tattooed on my arm. My favorite villain.
I wanted this to be amazing.
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