You're drunk, it's 2 am, and you stumble past this place. The light is on, the door is ajar and…read moreyou've got this month's wages burning a hole in your sky rocket. Top that off with the fact you're randier than a dog with two dicks and the temptation to step into the seedy underbelly of Edinburgh is almost too much to bear.... This is the sort of place Edinburgh council wants to keep on the quiet, but blatantly allows to flout the law for whatever reasons they have. I imagine, if anything, that they're probably all regulars. Alas I have never sampled the services that the Ambassador sauna has to offer, but from what I am told this place will fulfill all your needs at a fairly reasonable price. A mate of mine used to live with a couple of professionals who worked in here, one used to just do hand jobs and stuff, the other did the works. However, the former was in a relationship and never told her lucky fella what she did for money. Like me, I'm sure that if she was administering hand relief to your good self and you were in possession of that information, the thought of her boyfriend lying broken and in tears having stumbled on the truth would make the onset of your vinegar strokes a mere formality also. And as for the other young lovely.....well she got crabs. If that doesn't float yer boat, perhaps you're more into the prospect of taking advantage of some Eastern European sex slave. Again I can't say from experience, but something tells me this high brow establishment will have that market sewn up too. I digress, I'm going to be impartial of this place in my review as I have never experienced it's wares, and frankly, don't intend to. Based on that you can have a 3, room for improvement ladies.

I went to this place a few times when i was in Edinburgh i thought it was great i only wish it was…read morenot so far away , It was cheap to get in and use the Sauna ect without any pressure and it was relaxing to chatting to the ladys . I hope to go again one day maybe 2016 .

Curvy cuties was the site of my first strip bar experience and - in a non-creepy way - it was…read morepretty good fun. We went there for my friend's 20th birthday and, at first, we all felt like sleazes and got some awkward eye contact with the barely clad ladies. We then just settled down with some drinks and had a fun pre-drink before heading elsewhere. The women were an excellent addition to the evening and one of them gave the birthday boy a lap dance - a truly hilarious affair!! It was quite expensive both getting in and drinking, and there were some fairly weird people inside, but it was great fun nonetheless.

Bottoms Up Showbar looks a bit dated from the outside, however the fun friendly atmosphere inside…read moremakes up for the tired looking club. The group I was with took in pole dances, a stag show and individual dances, which were amazing to say the least. The girls were sexy and most of them were quite nice and friendly too. I would go again just for Rosy and Violet who gave some of the best dances I've ever had, who were sexy, fun and made me feel like a king instead of a sleaze ball. I wasn't impressed by the girl who thought I was funny to constantly insult me, her and her friend were a bit stuck up. The prices were good starting at £20 per dance and going up to £100 and reflect the quality of the establishment. Drinks were also inexpensive with a good selection of beers and spirits. I would definately go again, on my own or in a group, this seems like the perfect place for stag do's and birthdays or just a fun night out.

Chris A has it all wrong. If I have half an hour and ten pounds to spare I have had a ggod pint…read morehere. (£3.60) and a chat with a number of lovely girls and when I pay the £5.00 for a private dance a close-up no touch view of some delightful girls. Some are students and in need of cash. You get a view of some delightful pussies if that turns you on. There is nothing sordid or dirty about this if this is what you like. John B

Place is totally disgusting. Bad alcohol, bad music. Hardly anyone in here on a Saturday night…read morewhich is kind of good because it's so small there's no place to even sit. You will stand all night. Bathrooms are so disgusting you might end up with something.

Obviously this is not your normal bingo. And they have condensed it to just an hour or so. However,…read moreyou do get a real taste of what you can expect on a full night of rebel Bingo. A full crowd, whipped up to a frenzy, drinking vodka mules and playing bingo. Aged between 18 and 32 mostly, this 'holiday crowd' was eager to win prizes. £50 hungry house voucher, a full mirrored disco ball, or a fluffy panda accompanied by a massive bottle of Russian Standard Vodka (sponsor) We had winners and losers. All equally treated and celebrated as the ticket tape guns fired and fight music played. Even when you have a bingo, you need to face off a challenge to actually win. Dry Jacob's biscuit challenge or rock, paper, scissors. The crowd assembled lapped it up. Whilst the numbers where called clearly and with punny, naughty introductions, there was enough entertainment to keep you going whilst dotting the numbers. For afters there was a dj. And they stay open till late. Good night, good vodka mules, great introduction to rebel bingo. But I think I need to see the full version.

OK, OK! I don't really watch pole dancing THAT often but if I were - I'd probably get involved with…read morethe most in-depth Edinburgh stripclub marketing campaign. Bunch of lads get lured into a van which has lots of pictures of tits and arses on the side and they're driven to the club where they summoned in with promises of free drinks and cheap dances. I'm really only giving it a 3 out of 5 because I have absolutely no idea what the inside looks like, but even though the outside looks a bit dated - I think it's the least sleazy.

Really nice inside, cheap entry, cheap drinks, stunning and friendly girls. Little bit out the way…read morebut they will pick you up in a Mercedes mini bus with the registration PU51 BAR....love it!

What a f&$@all place. A bunch of us had called in advance to check and were not informed of any…read morerestrictions other than the cover charge but when we reached there were given an obviously racist treatment and refused entry on grounds of not wearing " leather formal shoes " even though everyone was wearing leather shoes . We wanted to talk to a manager and was refused and even a call didn't have any manager taking the call or hearing us out. What a lousy experience and wonder how these a$&@ls will ever make money if they turn away 14 Doctors ! Don't ever make the mistake of going there !

Not been in for a couple of months…read more atmoshere can change depending ot the girls normally good, in fact very good but a couple of times, tension between the girls can be a right downer