You're drunk, it's 2 am, and you stumble past this place. The light is on, the door is ajar and…read moreyou've got this month's wages burning a hole in your sky rocket. Top that off with the fact you're randier than a dog with two dicks and the temptation to step into the seedy underbelly of Edinburgh is almost too much to bear.... This is the sort of place Edinburgh council wants to keep on the quiet, but blatantly allows to flout the law for whatever reasons they have. I imagine, if anything, that they're probably all regulars. Alas I have never sampled the services that the Ambassador sauna has to offer, but from what I am told this place will fulfill all your needs at a fairly reasonable price. A mate of mine used to live with a couple of professionals who worked in here, one used to just do hand jobs and stuff, the other did the works. However, the former was in a relationship and never told her lucky fella what she did for money. Like me, I'm sure that if she was administering hand relief to your good self and you were in possession of that information, the thought of her boyfriend lying broken and in tears having stumbled on the truth would make the onset of your vinegar strokes a mere formality also. And as for the other young lovely.....well she got crabs. If that doesn't float yer boat, perhaps you're more into the prospect of taking advantage of some Eastern European sex slave. Again I can't say from experience, but something tells me this high brow establishment will have that market sewn up too. I digress, I'm going to be impartial of this place in my review as I have never experienced it's wares, and frankly, don't intend to. Based on that you can have a 3, room for improvement ladies.

I went to this place a few times when i was in Edinburgh i thought it was great i only wish it was…read morenot so far away , It was cheap to get in and use the Sauna ect without any pressure and it was relaxing to chatting to the ladys . I hope to go again one day maybe 2016 .

Not being a frequent visitor to Strip Bars I can't offer a deep insight into Burke and Hare…read more However, using my Edinburgh knowledge I will offer a review. Located in Edinburgh's "Pubic Triangle" (isn't that just lovely?) it is commonly surrounded by Lads on Tour. I am reliably informed by all my charming male friends (and boyfriend) that the Burke and Hare is the better of all the strip clubs on offer. I think that means as far as titty bars go, this has the best titties on offer.

Burke and Hare was the site of my first strip bar experience and - in a non-creepy way - it was…read morepretty good fun. We went there for my friend's 20th birthday and, at first, we all felt like sleazes and got some awkward eye contact with the barely clad ladies. We then just settled down with some drinks and had a fun pre-drink before heading elsewhere. The women were an excellent addition to the evening and one of them gave the birthday boy a lap dance - a truly hilarious affair!! It was quite expensive both getting in and drinking, and there were some fairly wierd people inside, but it was great fun nonetheless.

Bottoms Up Showbar looks a bit dated from the outside, however the fun friendly atmosphere inside…read moremakes up for the tired looking club. The group I was with took in pole dances, a stag show and individual dances, which were amazing to say the least. The girls were sexy and most of them were quite nice and friendly too. I would go again just for Rosy and Violet who gave some of the best dances I've ever had, who were sexy, fun and made me feel like a king instead of a sleaze ball. I wasn't impressed by the girl who thought I was funny to constantly insult me, her and her friend were a bit stuck up. The prices were good starting at £20 per dance and going up to £100 and reflect the quality of the establishment. Drinks were also inexpensive with a good selection of beers and spirits. I would definately go again, on my own or in a group, this seems like the perfect place for stag do's and birthdays or just a fun night out.

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Place is totally disgusting. Bad alcohol, bad music. Hardly anyone in here on a Saturday night…read morewhich is kind of good because it's so small there's no place to even sit. You will stand all night. Bathrooms are so disgusting you might end up with something.

Nice surroundings the attention to detail was excellent and…read morethe location itself was not noisy pleasantly surprised.

What a f&$@all place. A bunch of us had called in advance to check and were not informed of any…read morerestrictions other than the cover charge but when we reached there were given an obviously racist treatment and refused entry on grounds of not wearing " leather formal shoes " even though everyone was wearing leather shoes . We wanted to talk to a manager and was refused and even a call didn't have any manager taking the call or hearing us out. What a lousy experience and wonder how these a$&@ls will ever make money if they turn away 14 Doctors ! Don't ever make the mistake of going there !

Not been in for a couple of months…read more atmoshere can change depending ot the girls normally good, in fact very good but a couple of times, tension between the girls can be a right downer