This foray into the seedy underworld of Ottawa poutine began much like any other day (by waking up and wondering if it was too early for poutine). I tried to repress the inner whispers of the poutinaholic ("just a little one can't hurt...") but it's not a problem if you aren't poutining alone. Right?
So, on to the Double Decker Diner and Dairy Bar in Manotick, just south of Ottawa. If you don't know about Manotick, it's this idyllic village comprised mainly of an upper-middle class, family-centric commuter population (side note: I did no journalistic research whatsoever into this; it's an assumption that I will consider true until called on). The Double-Decker Diner & Dairy Bar actually is a double-decker bus, kitted out as a chip stand and painted red for visibility. The upper deck is purportedly a seating area for nastier weather conditions, but it was another beautiful day in Eastern Ontario so we sat at one of the picnic tables.
Service was fast and friendly for the mid-afternoon clientele and while I was mainly focused only on poutine, I noticed a number of people were opting for the vanilla shake, so I think we can be suitably impressed by the menu's "other" items. A sign stating that clients should take note of the reflections caused by the red umbrellas over the picnic tables before fearing their burgers could lead to salmonella mayhem (admittedly very loosely paraphrased) made us laugh - you have to wonder how often the owners had heard that complaint before resorting to signage.
To the poutine: as with any respectable chip stand trying to make a mark in the oversaturated Ottawa Valley, the fries were served hot, fresh and crisp and the cheese was all curd. Gravy was a bit thicker than I am used to in the chip stand market, but one of our group was insistant that it should be even thicker -- split opinion. Cheese portions were decent but again, not generous enough to take this poutine over the top. In the end, the poutine was just decent and kind of boring.
There are dozens of chip stands and trucks in Ottawa, and to make one stand out above the others -- well, you gotta work for it. Ottawans and Quebeckers love us some good poutine, and we want tasty, stand-out gravy and massive amounts of the gooey cheese curds that make our mouths water. While the Double-Decker may do stand-out burgers and 'dogs (I'll probably never know), the poutine was basic and fairly unremarkable.
Overall, the standout on this poutine location is just that - location. The double-decker bus is great and makes me wonder how Londoners would take to poutine. I'd like to think the English would be accepting and that if only the Queen had the chance, she would take the word of poutine back to her people. Preferably on a red double-decker bus. read more