Needs more male strippers. I tried to go there and it was a complete snooze fest. No strippers,…read moreonly women.

Ok, this is a fun club. The decor is fun and the lighting is amazing. The staff has been extremely…read morenice to my wife and I and nobody flinched that we are women. We didn't pay a door fee to get in and the bartender treated us like gold. Once we sat at a table, our waitress was responsive and efficient. I gave her a twenty dollar tip for my beer and she kissed me. More twenty dollar tips on the way. lol. The dancers are beautiful and interact well both on and off stage. We got three private dances and they were flirty and risqué to say the least. What happens in the private room stays in the private room. Giggle. I like the security presence both inside and outside the club. It's very reassuring. My wife met a dancer she is very into and it's super sexy to watch them flirt. We had a great evening and enjoyed spending every dime. One of the best clubs I've been to and my first in Nawlins. It's right on the famous Bourbon Street. Couples should use this place as foreplay to an amazing night together at home. It sure worked for us.

Look for Jessica the bartender upstairs. Quick, super friendly, and the best. Give her a shoutout…read moreif youre here. Would recommend

My partner treated me to my first ever hustler club for my birthday, and it was a night that I'll…read morenever forget! It was a Sunday on MLK weekend when I visited. My partner paid for the club's entry fee, so I honestly can't say much on their prices. I was just so intrigued by what took place behind the doors of a spot I was once too nervous to walk into. Upon entering, I saw a few people sitting around a stage where a dancer was performing. The music was loud, clear, and lively enough to dance along to. However, it was tough to be excited when the dancer herself didn't look happy to be there. A majority of the dancers were disengaged with the audience, using tricks to keep focus on their routines (e.g lip-syncing the words). I don't judge them for that- who knows what awful guests they've dealt with- but seeing a series of dancers get on stage with empty expressions and low effort stunts made me sink into the dark reality of these careers. In no time, I found myself longing to take each of them far away from this club and from Bourbon Street, and hide them away from prying eyes. It was because of this that I needed to walk away at several points. I had a couple drinks at the bar, and it tasted exactly like sparkling water with a hint of cherry- the flavor just out of tongue's reach. I also went to their restroom, which was incredibly cramped; there were two guests arguing in there, and I awkwardly had to squeeze myself behind them just to get into a stall. Fortunately, the night got a lot better after my final bathroom break. When I approached my partner who had been sitting in his seat, he handed me a $50 and said, "Go tip that girl." There was a new dancer on stage: petite, short dark brown hair, and most of all- happy. At least, she seemed happy. She was the only girl who made eye contact with the audience, displayed epic moves, and smiled throughout. I gave her the tip, and she giddily invited me to stay longer for a private dance. While I won't get into specifics, I will say that she was an excellent dancer and an even more wonderful conversationalist. I hoped my efforts to connect- even for those few minutes- were enough to show that I was grateful for her courage in doing this for a living. Maybe I'm too soft-hearted for clubs like these, but still, it was a night I'll remember for the rest of my life. While most of the performers looked disinterested, the drinks weren't great, and the bathrooms cramped, it was all worth it just to see that one great performance on my special day.

New Orleans is a great city for burlesque. Several different groups perform shows on a fairly…read moreregular basis. So far I have seen three different shows. All were very different, but entertaining. The Dirty Dime involved several different acts, but one really stood out. The act involved a performer and a pole. It was the most physically demanding performance of the night, and her athleticism was very impressive. This was not some cheesy strip club pole act, but more a display of the performer's strength. I was amazed at what she was able to do. Other acts involved a Silence of the Lambs act, fire dancing, sword play and even a special birthday surprise for lucky birthday boys and girls. Another great part of the show was the host Ben Wisdom. His quick witted responses to hecklers, and humorous style of commentary was much appreciated. If you are a fan of burlesque, or have never been to a show, check out the Dirty Dime Peepshow. I think you'll enjoy it. Note: As others have mentioned, come early if you want a seat. The venue was very crowded and smokey.

I went there this spring, totally forgot to write a review!!! It was the first burlesque show in my…read morelife, so I can't judge whether it was a good one or not....but at least I know that I enjoyed it and had a lot of fun! Seems like that day was a performer's birthday.... So at the end of the show... Ppl all get naked and celebrate and they smash cream all over her and end up the cream gets everywhere lol.

Great aesthetic and atmosphere! Christian and James were excellent floor hosts & the girls looked…read moreand danced amazing! Will definently be returning!

Don't come before midnight any day. They say they open at 5pm but even coming at 8pm there are no…read moredancers, the bar and waitress staff rather sit on their phone behind the bar or on the floor than talk to you. Go to literally any other club before midnight if you want any sign of life. The men working the floor would rather talk to you than any of the female staff. Why come?

Stayed in NOLA Thursday to Monday and Hide/Seek was my favorite lounge! The DJ was fun and played…read moregreat music.

Several tables were reserved for the McDonogh 35 Reunion. .... however the table we sat was NOT…read morereserved. One of the male hostess stated he needed to sell our table. We (party of 4) was stunned by the request because we'd sat there the entire night buying drinks etc.... I explained to both hostess that we'd been at this table since doors opened (basically). You're making money off us already. The male hostess never asked us if we wanted to buy the table instead instructed us we needed to move. The female hostess threatened to call security..,. It wasn't worth the drama. I decided to just leave and NEVER support another Larry Morrow Business again! Totally unprofessional. Do better!!! We explained to BOTH hostesses that this table was not reserved. But all of a sudden it is? Why not offer it to the party who's already seated, and PAYING?!?! I try to support black businesses as much as possible but this one?! Naaaaaaah.

So far, this has been my least favorite club on my tour of southern state strip clubs. The energy…read morewas really low and the door fee felt exorbitant. I believe it was twenty dollars. I don't like door fees nor mandatory drink minimums. There are some really attractive women here, one that I was really into. But, there was very little interest on the dancers part to interact and/or dance for another woman. The club seemed a little suspicious of me in general. Some clubs really understand there are women, like me, that are attracted to women in the same way men are. Then there are clubs like this that see women patrons as either competition for the attention of the male customers and/or prostitutes. This club is, sadly, the second option. My wife and I go into strip clubs to drink and look at nude women. Nothing more. Plus, we spend money. It's a shame when we are ignored like we were tonight.

Horrible. I'm a strip club connoisseur so I try to give every place grace but this one is a no go…read more Do not waste your time or money. The entrance fee was $20 yet there was NO stripper on stage and even less patrons in the establishment. They have tables around the floor, but no seats to those tables unless you purchase a bottle. Keep in mind there was a total of 3 people in the building at 12am on a Saturday for God's sake yet I couldn't get a seat. Never again. Please save your money and time.