It was 02:30, Sunday morning and as usual, I had ben sitting for around 7 & a half hours playing an MMORPG which will remain nameless (but for the benefit of those who don't know what an MMORPG is, it rhymes with Hurled of Whorecraft)
So anyway, as I peered through extremely strained eyes, screen blurry I suddenly had a relevation. CANDLES!!!
I thought to myself... What sort of shop, or late night garage would be open on a Sunday morning? Cue a google search and I found this wonderful website. Direct Candles.
I immediately typed in my order, paid and within 15 minutes there was a large bang on my door.
I walked down the stairs in my leopard print dressing gown, unbeknownst as to what was on the other side of the door. As I opened the door, I saw the most incredible sight. A dwarf on the back of a St Bernard with my 35 candles I had previously ordered.
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