clean establishment, the girls are absolutely stunning. the desk staff are really warm and…read morewelcoming, intros are exceptional and the general vibe is easy going. 10/10

From the owner: Eden massage has the most reputable ladies in Adelaide according to our clients and of course…read moreaccording to us, We have beautiful women inside and out and we are situated in a stunning heritage environment. We prioritize the health and wellbeing of all our staff and clients ensuring that it is a very happy experience for everyone.

This place made me feel unsafe. It was not friendly. It has no main meals. I could not see a…read moredisability access ramp. It is dark and hard to see.

I took my girlfriend and the girls got her wet an me hard so cool place to be I think…read more Don't you just love girl on girl tits an clits boy . Heading there tonight for my bday can't wait to see what's inside the sweet pink box's . Classy nice friendly girls easy to talk to an good to see girls livening there body's an proud of what they do If I'm lucky I might get girl girl an me show

Lourdes massage is a wonderful place to go after a long days work! I have been going for a couple…read moreof years now and I'm constantly blown away by the luxury setting, the relaxed atmosphere and the absolutely beautiful women who work there. I'm made to feel very welcome every time. I enjoy the flexibility due to the almost 24 hour open times, the constant roster updates, the new girls frequently available to meet, the attentive caring attitude of everyone who works there and the cleanliness of the place. When I have a bit of extra time I do enjoy indulging in a spa which is well worth it. Definitely a fantastic place to step away from the reality of life for a little while and feel like a king.

came in yesterday afternoon, great place Bella was awesome. as for the fat bitch behind the…read morecounter, bad attitude extremely rude to customers she nearly wrecked the whole experience would have given 5 stars but thanks to fatty you get 3

I haven't been to the sauna for a while,but have been a fairly regular customer in the past.I hope…read moreto return soon. I have found the venue clean with a safe relaxed atmosphere. Upon arrival you will be asked to pay a small entry fee and given a key to a locker and a clean towel, which barely fits the waist to wear (if you choose to do so). After changing I suggest you try one of the two lounges,one has a bar and TV the other a 8 ball table and TV also a computer. I often choose the later to find a site on the computer to enjoy, I like to get at least semi erect before entering the wet area. Here you will find a Spa,Sauna.Plunge Pool and Steam room. Lubricant and Condoms are free and readily available in this area. For the more adventurous up stairs you will find glory holes and rooms with mattresses. Enjoy everyone, I have

The Land of Promise is a dive bar, if ever I've seen one…read more It takes your eyes several moments to adjust to the dimness of the interior. I wasn't keen at the promise of "Adult Entertainment" and "Hot Girls" at lunchtime, but I was won over by the promise of a $6. Cheapness conquers all. I expected a lot of lecherous old men, but there were only a few. The rest must have been in the other room with the 'entertainment.' Few women venture into this place. The barmaid is quite gruff, as I imagine she'd have to be. I ordered my $6 fish and chips, and discovered I had to buy a full priced drink, but a coke kept it under $10. My other options were a beef schnitzel with salad and chips and any topping, or nachos, or bangers and mash. I saw a schnitzel come out later and regretted not getting one. The entertainment of the main room of the hotel is a large screen showing the cricket, and a drunk old man, staggering around and talking to everyone. I avoided eye-contact and sent out my strongest ice queen vibes, and he thankfully left me alone. The other woman who came in wasn't so lucky, but he didn't try with her for long, and went back to talking loudly at the cricket. My fish and chips came very quickly. The chips were nice but a little cool, and the fish was quite small, but very yummy. A perfect size for a lunch. On the side came salad with an odd mayonnaise and mustard dressing, which was surprisingly tasty, and two pieces of buttered bread on the side. That made me chuckle, reminding me of my father who always wants bread with his F&C. While I'm not keen on the topless women next door, I could really come to like this place. It's very much a locals venue, and the bar staff know almost everyone who comes in.

I always find it amusing how reviewers make comments about not going into the back of this pub…read moredespite going to this pub, but then again I have to admit that while it may have thrilled me when I was young these places really don't interest me all that much any more. However, that aside, the main reason that I visited this pub was not for the back area (which does have a pretty decent beer garden by the way) but rather the front bar, which actually has a really cool, old man's pub feel about it. In fact the old men of this old man's pub are actually really warm and welcoming. Mind you, it isn't one of my favourite pubs, though in the past I have landed up here with friends. Oh, and they offer some pretty decent deals on food as well.