Terrible. I'm going to preface this by saying that I lived in the Pacific Northwest for 20 years…read moreand have been to Hawaii many many times. Nowhere in Germany will you find poke that's comparable even to what you'd buy at a Safeway or Foodland in Hawaii, at least if tuna is your thing. German poke is basically a salad served on a bed of rice, with a couple ounces of crouton sized chunks of fish, tofu, or meat (turkey is an option here; this alone should probably serve as enough of a warning). You can order from a menu, or build your own. I did the latter. I got a few chunks of tuna and a bunch of vegetables, served on a bed of soggy rice, with some sickeningly sweet sauce drizzled on top (honey soy?). Obviously, Germany is far from the world's prime tuna fishing grounds, so you need to lower your expectations, but the stuff I was served was disgusting: Soggy, mushy, flavorless. Yuck!
The place had a fairly long line at lunchtime, which I'd attribute to the fact that Germans have no idea what poke is supposed to taste like. And I guess the bowls are very colorful, and hence instagramable. If you want to watch students take pictures of their food, this may be your place, but please don't come here for poke. You'd do marginally better at Fishbowl near Viktualienmarkt, but I think the hard truth is that in Munich, you'll have to do it yourself. Buy some tuna at Poseidon, cut it up, mix with shoyu, sesame oil, some onions, a little spice. And be glad you never set foot in this terrible store.
