Do you want to be trapped inside a zombie movie? If so then visit Cribbs. The main downside is that you can't kill any of the 'zombies' unless you want to get arrested by Paul Blart Mall Cop. Worse than Ikea, worse than the weekly supermarket shop, worse than hell.
The radio advert says "the joy of seven thousand free parking spaces," what it fails to mention is "the horror of seventy thousand zombies moronically staggering around an overcrowded, noisy, stuffy greenhouse."
If the best thing about the place is 'free' (although think about the fuel cost of getting there) parking spaces then stay in the car and watch everyone else come out red faced and angry, craving fresh air!
The shops are generally crammed and run by teenagers. The food hall resembles a zoo with segregated areas for each dirty fast food 'restaurant.' Expect to be hassled by at least one smarmy salesman stood by a stall (avoid eye contact and they still pounce on you!).
The temperature is always way too high in Cribbs. This turns people into dopey, drunken looking zombies that can't help but barge into each other. Prepare to become a master at 'people dodging' as you work your way around the glass roofed asylum!
Malls in America are big, spacious, have a whole variety of shops (not just for women) and the staff are fun, friendly and happy.
Cribbs Causeway should not call itself a Mall. Save your sanity, shop somewhere else. read more