Beautifully historic location? Yep. A brilliant array of baked goods alongside a comprehensive menu? You got it. Gypsy cider on tap and brilliantly priced organic wine by the glass? Yes siree. Strange soundtrack of Michael Buble singing Christmas carols and the worst of world music? Unfortunately, yes. Yes indeed.
The Convent Bakery is a gem and the first time I visited it I absolutely loved this cult Abbotsford bakery. Its customers may be seriously cashed up but Convent Bakery is one of those laid back Melbourne restaurant/bars where you can sit around for hours pouring over one drink and putting the world to rights.
Its location is nothing short of picturesque, its food - I opted for one of the Convent's chicken burgers - is ok, its cakes as pretty as a picture, its cider and wine which is sold from a little hole in the wall called 'The Boiler Room' are well priced but the music, dear God the music.
I visited Convent Bakery yesterday and enjoyed everything but the questionable soundtrack to my otherwise enjoyable meal, which, it must be said, hastened my departure in quite a serious way.
I'm ashamed to say that I recognised Michael Buble singing 'White Christmas'; I endured something that sounded like a Shakira tribute act; I even sat through some Santana; andwhen it got to the point where the music was so horrifically, obscurely, cheaply awful that I didn't think I could take any more, I pulled out Shazam to identify the dross and when even Shazam couldn't make any sense of the horribly awful music I left.
These guys seriously need some kind of quality control music wise as it was quite clear that 'The Boiler Room's bartender was in charge of the tunes and his taste, quite frankly, sucked. Worth a visit - with iPod in tow - Convent Bakery is a mixed bag. read more