There is now a cafe located in Clooneys Pub called "Duffy's Cafe". Heard about this via the neighborhood and made a point of going in for breakfast. A standard fare of eggs overeasy served with bacon and toast. Pretty good and definitely hit the spot. Since the cafe is in the pub I had a mimosa to enjoy with it. The place was bustling with early morning hungry folks so alot were also chowing down. The cafe is open Tuesday thru Friday starting at 7am (see photo). A nice addition to the Pub. If you're in the mood for a nice breakfast stop by the Pub & Duffy's (the Pub actually opens at 6am!) read more

Duffs Kitchen a whole in the wall inside of Clooneys Pub is an Absolute Gem! Located in San Franciscos Mission District at 1401 Valencia st. This guy serves breakfast and lunch wed-fri 7am-2pm. other days times vary. Total Comfort Food. Prices? Nothing is over $10 dollars. Outstanding. If your Hungry this is the Spot. Come on in. P.S. try the Duff Burger. read more

the new chef,,, breakfast is amazing, i was really surprised but it is everything, chef Duffy chef kiss

Came in to get a beer and to avoid the rain. This place is super dive and it seems like the locals love this place and are regular customers. I got the drakes ipa on draft and it was chill and fresh. You can also bring your own food and eat it there. Also this place is cash only. read more

Lots of different drinks I only came for water after a walk in the Mission. The people were lively. There is a pool table in the back. They say that it gets busy during the day sport events. read more

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The people in the pub were extremely friendly and put on the Zags college basketball game for me. Many people in the bar were helping the bartender find the right channel. I would go back! read more

A cute little dive bar in the Mission. I can't believe this place opens at 6 a.m.! I came at 8 p.m. for a birthday party -- there's a pool table in the back and the bartenders were great. read more

Clooney's Pub - Dive Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

Unfortunately I cannot recommend this bar. Sure it's a dive bar, but staff were rude, unhelpful, and didn't make for a great experience. They seem to play the same songs over and over and over again. The drinks were okay, pretty cheap. I'd save your money and try heading someplace else in the mission. read more

There's nothing more exciting than hearing a raging bar fight when you're trying to go to the bathroom in peace! Yeah. I said it, and I experienced it. That's all I got. read more

i have love for the staff and patrons of clooney's but can't get down for a cop bar. also was aggressively kicked out of the women's room by someone I've never seen before or since, just can't recommend for gender nonconforming and trans folks. R.I.P. Jojo though she was sweet and effervescent read more

One of the newest bartenders has already 86'd a handful of folks for offenses as minor as the use of expletives (specifically the f-bomb) when talking to others. The other night, she made a guy leave because, when he was rolling dice, a single die fell off the bar and onto the floor. He was embarrassed and apologized and she made him leave anyway. The funny thing is, this gal regularly bakes up cannabis-infused rice krispy treats, sticks them on a sharp knife, and serves them to patrons. Kind of bizarre that someone so quick to take action against patrons is leaving herself in jeopardy. read more

Soccer fever for the Fútbal crowd is in full effect Enjoy a pint or a cup-o-tea, Jukebox is on and playing the local favorites. Kitchen open Wed- Friday read more

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What's that saying? Don't judge a book by its cover. My friends and I were leaving El Rio and got invited to Clooney's by a stranger. I had no idea what was to come. So many great memories with my friends. This is where we all end up on Saturday nights. Yes, it's a dive bar. Yes, the drinks are strong and the bartender is the best. Yes, it's the unique mix of what our city represents. Everyone is welcome. Monty is one of the best bartenders in San Francisco. I have had some epic nights here and you will too. Great jukebox, fun pool table and meeting diverse people that I would not otherwise. read more

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The bartender took my real ID and made me call the cops to get it back. Last night my friends and I decided to go out to a bar. We picked this place because it's across from my friends apartment. I was the first one to walk in and show my ID. He proceeds to look at it for a few seconds, bends it and accused me of being underaged and I have a fake!!! he then says "you have two choices to either leave and i take your fake Id, or you call the cops to get it back." Mind you I am 22 and born in 2003. I called the cops and waiting outside with my friends and he proceeds to cuss at us to leave. He was obviously under the influence. My friends and I were extremely disappointment with his service. After the cops got involved and told him that it's illegal to bend and take someone's ID, I tried to get the managers email or number. He deny's giving me any information other than his name is Dan. I will later be making a police report to this bar. Do not go here. read more

Went to Clooney's pun for St Patrick's day and had a pretty good time. The vibes were nice and the drinks were reasonably priced. However, when I arrived, it took me almost 20 minutes to actually order my drink. This wasn't because of a huge crowd, but because the two bartenders were ignoring me when I tried to get their attention. I was then told by another patron that the baristas were changing shifts, which is why they were ignoring me (because they weren't taking orders). I would have appreciated hearing that directly from the bartenders instead of someone else. I was then approached by one of the bartenders after she had left the bar, and she apologized to me, which I really appreciated. It was frustrating though watching them ignore me and yet serving other regulars. It was a pleasant neighborhood bar, but I'm not sure if I'll come back unless I'm trying to go around to multiple neighborhood bars. There are better dive bars in the area that are a little more welcoming towards newcomers. Another warning to ladies, but some of the regulars can also get a little touchy (touching your waist as they try to get around you), which is uncomfortable. I've heard this from other women who had gone to the bar once or twice. read more

Haley is the best! amazing service and drinks. Absolutely will come back for the picklebacks

If you're looking for a fun creative bartender, you must head into Clooneys Pub and hangout with Nicole Brooks, great personality super spicy! read more

My go to Saturday night hang out. Mostly to chat with Monty the bartender. Always smiling and upbeat, even when the crowd can be a wee bit hard to deal with at times from his perspective. (Some folks just don't know how to behave correctly). The thing is, you can't miss the fact that he bartends, provides security, keeps the environment friendly and safe, and is the janitorial staff as needed. The pool table is always a nice way to get social with others. read more

Great place. Never disappoints. Everything is great so great that I am speechless. Music, drinks, staff and crowd get 5 stars. Plus they allow you to order pizza to their front door! Just go now!! read more

stumbled on this place and was excited to try somewhere new but unfortunately I would not recommend. It felt like if you were an outsider you were not welcome and on top of that the bartenders were not the kindest. Drinks were ok read more

Clooney's is a classic San Francisco dive bar, a dive bar that is rapidly disappearing from our fair city, being replaced by overpriced theme bars. They have a great beer selection and TVs with games on and a decent jukebox. I recommend going on Saturdays, when Monty is tending the stick. He is quick and attentive yet always friendly. The crowd can look rough, as dive-bar crowds generally look, but the Clooney crowd is mellow. Young white folks might be disturbed by the diversity, but pay them no heed: they'll find solace in the Marina. read more

The reason I keep coming back to Clooney's is because of Monty, the bartender on Saturday evenings. He is the best! Some snacks, good music, mood lighting, good conversation--all to be had here at one of the few, true local dive bars left here in the city. Also love the horseshoe-shaped bar! read more

Absolutely love this lil gem. Saw it on my way to my car after dinner and decided to went in for one drink. So glad I did. One drink turned into two if I didn't have to drive it probably would've turned into five Loved the whole vibe of this bar and the music. The bartender was my fave. He was so sweet and friendly and his drinks are the best. It was strong and surprisingly cheap. Had a good time and I will definitely be back. Thank you! read more

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This review is way overdue! Sure, fancy cocktail bars have their place in the city, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't more at home in a dive bar - there's nothing quite like it! That's why I keep coming back to Clooney's year after year. I'm usually here on Saturday nights when Monty is bartending. He's always got a smile on his face and will make anyone feel at home, whether they're a regular or if it's their first time. Not sure what you want to drink? That's no problem, he'll come up with something that's exactly what you never knew you wanted. And he always makes sure that there's some great music playing on the jukebox. Oh, they even decorate the bar at Christmastime and turn it into a winter wonderland! To top it all off, Monty will make popcorn for the patrons, so nobody is drinking on an empty stomach. Can't recommend this place enough! read more

I lived above this bar for around ~5 years. Dan Lyons consistently made my life hell. Moreover, SFPD never came out or answered when I tried filing a noise complaint. Moreover, Dan is co-owner of the building meaning his incentive is to play music loud and disturb me. However, with the lack enforcement by SFPD I couldn't build a case. The entire bar is a scam. The tenders are nice to your face but lie about you. Whole operation is a bad place full of evil vibes. read more

This little dive bar is my home away from home. Though I've moved from the city & now live in LA, I can always count on this little gem of a dive bar to bring back my best memories of the city. Monty is also the best, if you visit during his shift, he always makes sure you are welcome & that you feel at home. read more

Classic dive bar. Older crowd. Friendly. Proudly open at 6AM. Pool table is flat. Cash only. Big screen TVs with sports on. A patio in the back. If you are looking for a laid back watering hole... read more

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Per the review of Sarah F. 8 days ago, I was a patron at the bar at the time the individual in question entered. I do not know the bartender, the only employee working at the time when Sarah F., aka "Karen Jr.", entered. Karen Jr. presented an ID, the bartender very politely declined her service as is his right and requirement to protect both the establishment by whom he is employed and himself. I do not believe it was a valid ID as it flexed like cardboard. Karen Jr. Immediately lost her mind. The bartender was polite and professional; he never once raised his voice nor cursed about the situation, much less did he direct any inappropriate language at Karen Jr. or her party. I exited very shortly after and politely suggested she contact local precinct to adjudicate the situation. She was immediately hostile, loud, and completely crass towards me while the rest of her party was quite polite. I believe her words to me were, "keep walking bitch!", stated twice. Were I amongst the friends in her party I would have been very much embarrassed as many of them appeared to be. Were Karen Jr. my child and I'd witnessed her exhibiting such manners, I would have given her vastly more than a stern admonition; her vehicle, allowance, phone, television, internet privileges, etc. would have been indefinitely suspended and I'd have marched Karen Jr. in to that bar to make a proper apology to an honest working man protecting both himself and the establishment that employs him. Whether this young woman is of age or not may be questionable. Her lack of manners and poor behavior in a neighborhood establishment is indubitably not acceptable. read more

A bunch of us wanted to grab drinks after our Christmas Eve dinner. Surprised to see this place opened, considering it's a block from my friend's apartment. The atmosphere was festive and chill, love that they had a Christmas tree and decoration inside. read more

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Great neighborhood bar Opening at 6am is always a major plus!!! Love the staff. Love the crowd. 11/10 read more

Great and low key bar! Nicole was super awesome! Will definitely go back! Cheap drinks, great atmosphere

Nicole was the best bartender, I've never felt more at home... a great bar to start or end your night read more

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Excellent drinks, low prices, and open early to late. Jesse on Sunday nights is always awesome to hang out with while she pours you a night cap. read more

A phenomenal game experience with brilliant service! Nicole, Michele & Steve always give me a reason to come back! read more

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If I could leave 0 stars I would. Terrible service and the drinks were not good. Highly recommend anywhere else!

Came across Clooney's last week and popped in for a quick drink, unfortunately I can't recommend. The staff weren't welcoming and it took forever to be served......ending up leaving sooner than expected too bc I was uncomfortable. Definitely a dodgy dive bar with creepy regulars & staff- if that's what you're going for. read more

I'm not one to leave reviews but had to create a Yelp account to warn people, especially women, to avoid this place. In addition to being ignored by the waitress for 35+ minutes despite there being no evident rush at the pub, there was a rowdy group of people who were just plain bad energy. One elderly guy was definitely a touchy Tom to patrons who passed by his seat... but no one said anything? Is this what dive bars are known for? When I did finally get service, the waitress was super short with me but being friendly with the other patrons. Seems like a cliquey, "locals only" spot. But not locals you'd want to hangout with anyways, ha! read more

I am writing this review strictly for my very favorite person/bartender Monty. I was never much of a person that hung out at bars. I found them to be for one purpose and one purpose only, to get drunk. I went there on a Saturday night with a friend, feeling out of place. Monty immediately caught on to that. He found some wine for me and filled my glass. We then had lovely conversation. His calm, friendly, confident attitude made me feel very comfortable and safe. He is the reason for 5 stars!!! Check out his candlelight ambiance and freshly popped popcorn on Saturday nights. He will not disappoint! read more

Well first off I Gota say this is like my second home. There's never a day here that is bad. All the bartenders- Nicole Michelle monti Fyn jessie they are all so down to earth caring and well attentive. They usually have a food pop up closer to the weekend. Open almost all hours for any time for the need of a nice cocktail or ice cold beer. Cash only but hey you never get skimped on a drink that's for sure! Pool table clean bathrooms! You can host small events there too! Stop in and check it out asap! read more

Call opens early best prices are the location is on 24th and three with the same prices the lemonade vodka is very good but it will sneak up on you don't let the good taste for you friendly bartenders sometimes they have food on game nights or possibly the weekends read more