Okay. Where to start with Chico's?
For a start, their claim to be The Best Pizza In Town is very wide of the mark. 'Thickest Pizza in Town', I'll give them. They're also in the running for 'Greasiest Pizza In Town' as well.
That said, this is a junk hut so expecting a lot from them is unfair.
It's your average grotty fast-foodery that doles out half-decent kebabs, chips and burgers and the like. Alas, Chico's is a little bit too grotty in comparison with other places a stones throw away.
On my last visit, the place was empty and not processing any orders taking from the phone... yet, unfathomably, I still had to wait an age for my food which ended up being something I hadn't ordered. I was so hungry that I accepted what I was given.
Oddly enough, the bloke behind the counter made me feel like I'd asked for a fictional dish. A very simple and straight-forward request was met with a look that was part amused and part puzzled. On saying it again, he stared blankly at me and said "yes". I was right to be unconvinced.
Oh. And they once gave me food-poisoning.
So yeah. Why not 1 star after all that? Because I'm a sucker and they're near my house. read more