I once witnessed a senior, who shall remain nameless, baby-bird skittles into another students mouth. It was one of the best thing I had ever witnessed in my life. Also there is one student named Ahmed that made the whole visit worth while. I would definitely attend this school. read more

Ahmed is the only cool person here. 5 stars for Ahmed. Ahmed is the only cool person here. 5 stars for Ahmed. Ahmed is the only cool person here. 5 stars for Ahmed. Ahmed is the only cool person here. 5 stars for Ahmed. Ahmed is the only cool person here. 5 stars for Ahmed. read more

if you chant "hail ahmed" while spinning in a circle three times in the cafeteria, a stray ahmed will appear in his grinch suit 11/10 stars

good place 2 go but only 4 ahmed. 5/5 stars heck ya brother goodnight streaks (: say hi to ahmed 4 me read more

Ahmed is the only reason this school is functioning. Ahmed is love. Ahmed is life. I Ahmed.