Where do I start... The decor sucks, talk about drab. Corded phones... Seriously who still uses them. The food, well the food is ok. It was a fusion with varioous flavors of American, French but mostly Jamaican. Sometimes there was some misunderstanding about the quantities served, but that's ok. It's definitely not your mom's PB&J. The meal hours sucked... Who serves breakfast at 4:30 am? One ply toilet paper? C'mon guys, my prostate does not like the cheap stuff. The laundry service never has the right amount of starch or the right creases and they don't offer dry cleaning.
The one good thing was I had a very accomodating room with a fantastic view of the highway. The tv was dated but I got to watch a lot of old series and cartoons which brought an extra insight to my life. I enjoyed the rec facilities which allowed me to fine tune my ball skills. Finally, there was a lot of glamorous squatting at night when they politely see if there is anything wrong with your room.
Go for the bolgna sammies, stay for the friendly, anus shredding pals you're sure to make. read more
