Stare into the windows of Le Grand Cafe des Négociants and you'll see a number of people chatting…read moredrinking coffee, hot chocolate, or a cocktail.
If you decide to step foot inside this establishment, make sure you stick to this part of the menu. My fiance and I decided to let the Specialty Section of their menu do the talking. Between the two of us, we ordered a French Onion Soup, and and Lyon Andoulliete Sausage. The following hour would be considered the saddest moment of our entire trip.
We sat there for 50 minutes, wondering when our food would come. No eye contact from servers, no refilling of water, no update on how far out our food was. We both plotted to dash before the food got there, but alas, as soon as we made that determination, there our food was. That's when things went from bad to worse. I watched my fiancé try to stifle her vomit when taking her first spoonful. Uncooked onions floating in a bowl of what looked like thrown up chile verde.
On this end of the table, I stubbornly stuck to my guns thinking that I made the right choice with the fat sausage stewing in a pool of melted pub cheese sauce. Then i got to the middle of it. Uncooked.
Depressed and defeated, we decided to cut out losses, pay the 36 Euro and drink a beer down the street until a Bouchon opened up.
The waiter was confused as to why we were asking for the check so quickly. Looking at my fiance's untouched bowl of soup he had that audacity to ask if everything was ok. I could see my fiancé's eyes fill with rage and she told him we just wanted to pay and leave. To add insult to injury, he lost control of my credit card when handing it to me and my throat took the brunt of the force.