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4.0 (1 review)
Closed • 9:00 am - 5:00 pm

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BP

(1 review)

Richmond

What? It's a business, I can review it if I see fit. This is literally the last business I…read morepatronised and I feel like reviewing something... and it sure beats writing that assignment I keep meaning to get onto before remembering the internet. Uhhhhh so, as is the case with most BPs, this one has petrol, but it also has gas pumps which is great if you were a big enough chump to listen to the government when they were lying to us about how we should all convert our Honda Civics into gas powered pussymobiles. In addition there is a car wash attached, which is great if you took your gas powered pussymobile off road and got it covered in mud, dust, leaves and the entrails of that troupe of boy-scouts you hit but pretended not to notice. Yeah those little merit patches stuck in your wipers will come off with those giant swishy brushes but the smudge on your soul is there for ever and nothing will get rid of that. Except maybe two cans of Mother for six bucks, or a massive discount on some random failed confectionery concept. BP has these things and more ... In terms of a local convenience store it is both local and convenient, but I guess that really depends on where you live and what you're hoping to buy. Like if you live in Greensborough and you're after a late night bathroom renovation, Swan street's BP is neither local nor convenient. But a Big M on the way home last night was not beyond their capacity and I'm glad because sometimes a girl needs artificially flavoured strawberry milk and waking up your housemates at 2am to ask if anyone has Nesquik will usually not get you any Nesquik and also get you evicted. Megafail. I just remembered that one time i went there to buy yesterday's paper, and the bitch behind the protective barrier made me pay. For a day old paper!! Even Baker's Delight gives you a discount on day old stock and they're assholes. Suddenly the protective barrier made sense. I still managed to poke a semi-automatic through the cables though so then again not really. Conclusion: buy your own Nesquik, get evicted, or give Swan st BP a try. Seriously, whichever, I don't care.

BP - service_stations - Updated May 2026

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