I was picked up for my boutique Hunter Valley wine tour at 7.45am. 'Cos that's how I roll on a Monday morning! Our driver, Klaus, was wearing a headset mic and having ascertained that the seven Malaysians on board barely spoke any English, and that my housemates and I were locals, still proceeded to give us a history lesson on Sydney and the formation of sandstone etc. I am not a morning person and right then I was really wishing I had never got on that coach!
We got some quiet time once we were over the Bridge though and got to enjoy the lovely drive through the Hawkesbury-Kuringai region with talk-back radio and classic rock for company. As we neared the Hunter Valley, Klaus put on a DVD about wine and particularly the grapes the Hunter is best known for (semillon and shiraz) which was much more the education I was after. As Klaus gave us our itinerary for the day his sense of humour started shining through with some classic Dad jokes and I really started to enjoy myself. We hit three cellar doors, with Klaus telling us a bit about each vineyard as we approached, and then got an hour and a half at lunch to do our own thing which was great. My slightly pissed posse headed over to the best shop in the world, the Smelly Cheese Shop, for a cheeky bottle of pinot and bread and cheese for lunch.
Two more vineyards after lunch and the last one was the cherry on the cake- our presenter at the Audrey Wilkinson vineyard was hilarious and nutty, the view was spectacular and there was a touring opera company on another coach who treated us to spine-tingling impromptu arias which was just divine. Klaus put on a Russell Crowe film for the drive back which was somehow wine-related- utter bollocks but it the light entertainment was appreciated, and we got home at around 6pm having been entertained, inebriated and educated. Tops day. read more