STAY AWAY!!! If I could give this place zero stars I would but the strippers get 5 stars we got kicked out for doing nothing but talking and sitting and forced us to buy a drink and my friend dose not drink but he wanted a lap dance he wanted to spend $1000 tonight but the bouncer decided to have a power trip and be all tuff we even left because we don't want to cause a scene but overall terrible strippers get 5 stars the establishment gets zero DO NOT GO HERE read more

5 stars just for Hazel she's absolutely perfect. beers are cheap they dance well and not too crowded so you don't have to worry about finding a seat read more

As someone who is from out of town and is a woman enthusiast this used to be an amazing place to enjoy the atmosphere and great service especially from one specific dancer. I would always recommend this establishment yet not anymore. I was truly disappointed to hear that a company would want to get rid of the best dancer. When I say the best I mean it. This dancer provided great support to coworkers and wonderful service to customers even despite the hate and belittling from other dancers. Never had I seen a dancer with such impeccable talent I mean I don't know a lot of dancers who can do backflips and really give 1000% effort into their performances. Sad to say I have nothing or no one convincing me to come back and spend more money. read more

Fun Fun Fun!!! Great entertainment. Will be here again. Great guys night out - for sure. read more

Something put in my drink. Employee followed me into the bathroom took 200 dollars from my purse. I started throwing up, which continued for six hours. I had two drinks and one shot "on the house". Don't go here. You'll get taken. read more

I will be honest, I wasn't allowed to walk in. I was just tagging along with a friend who needed to take care of something real fast, HOWEVER, AS the bouncer took my ID he told me I wouldn't be allowed in - as he was HOLDING MY ID?? There was no reason for him to have my ID in the first place, since he knew the situation. He gave it back after I asked for it back 4 TIMES, questioning why he asked for it in the first place and why he was still holding onto it if I wasn't going to be let in. I would have understood if I wasn't allowed in there because I wouldn't be spending money (even if it was just for a quick minute) His reasoning being that I would look like a worker... when I was wearing a long sleeve plaid shirt and pants. Regardless he held onto my ID longer than he needed to and he didn't need to, I stated my intention as soon as I walked in the door and projected his own idea of me as potentially being mistaken for a worker... in casual attire. Next time just tell me I can't join if I'm not going to spend money. Don't hold onto peoples ID's just to look at them? That's real f**king weird. Little more professionalism. I'm sure the service and everything else is fine about this place, but horrible first impression with the bouncer. Why ask for an ID if I'm not allowed anyway? Why bother? read more

This has been the gentleman's club servicing our local needs for bachelor parties over the last number of years. The venue is in the middle of nowhere in Olathe. The only two buildings are Bonita's and another strip club across the street. Of the two, we choose Bonita's because you don't have to be a member to get in. $5 every year and a half or $20 for a yearly membership at the other place is pretty much a no brainer. The best thing about Bonita's is that all beers and most drinks are only $2. If this place were any closer to my house, I might make it my normal bar. Aside from the bar when you walk in, the main room is to your right, which consists of a continuous couch that forms a giant U around the small dancing strip with a poll on both ends. The dancing room is lit completely with black lights. I've heard this is great for hiding the tracks in the arms of heroin addicts. I don't think that is the issue here. Judging from some of the girls' teeth, meth is the drug of choice. You always have to have a drink in front of you. If you don't, the waitress might cut you. If you forget to tip the waitress when she brings you a drink, she might cut you. If there is a stripper within 5 feet of you when you order, you should expect to be charged for her shot of liquor. This place is great for bachelor parties because on any given night, there are generally 2 to 3 girls who are completely busted and/or could play linebacker for a D-II college. Girls like this are experts in giving lap dances that involve slamming into and racking the groom-to-be and overall making sure his unit does not come out to play for a few days. I like this because I am a d-bag and enjoy seeing pain inflicted on those that I love. As with any strip club, be sure to hit up your own bank's ATM prior to coming or you will get raked by service fees. It's $10 for a dance. 2 for $15 if you're a big enough loser to go on Sunday or Monday. I would highly suggest checking out their website where you can see photos of some of the employees, dancers and guys who frequent the club so much that they have their own page on the website. I particularly enjoy the one of the elderly man eating a sausage. Judging from over half of the pictures, I am also going to start assuming that if you have facial hair, you are a Bonita's regular. http://bonitaflats.com/Freaks.html read more

Bonita Flats - From their website. I don't want to know where the sausage came from. - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Olathe, Kansas

I no longer live in the area. But when I got divorced. And even before I was divorced I used to go there and hang out there. Figured it was better than cheating on my wife until I starting dating one of the dancers and she brought friends and it got crazy on the town KC style! That and good Bar B Que around KC I will always remember my time there. And Chief games!! read more

best place for cheap drinks good looking ladies and fun only place I go for drinks in kc

Drinks are great pricing, ladies are pretty, nothing wrong with slower songs. Good place, downfall they have been "grandfathered" into their smoking inside. read more

Best club in KC. Beautiful girls, amazing drink prices, and respectful staff. I went once and I'll never go to another club again.

I had a blast here the girls are very beautiful and sexy the fact that I can get in free anytime of day for a whole year is amazing not able to touch too much during lap dances but for 10$ a dance and how good the dancers are you are going to have a great time read more

This has been a favorite amongst friends. The atmosphere is pretty laid back and it's a good place to go to have a cheap drink and unwind after work. Things generally get hopping around 9 and after (they're open till 1 I think) and there are generally enough ladies to keep things entertaining (as far as lap dances). The catwalk is always utilized as the ladies rotate in turn (sounds like it's a requirement) and sometimes I find it can be just as much fun (and cheaper) to slip a few bucks to a catwalk dancer than it is to flag someone down for a lap dance. If it's a busy night and you're somewhere in the U section, I recommend sitting closer towards the bar rather than at the other end. The ladies will make their way down and generally will get snagged before they make it to you, on a busy night you may not have your choice of seating the later it gets and you might find yourself lonely for awhile. Its size is what it is, if you want a bigger place, pick a strip club inside a larger building. Also I don't mind how the required drinks are handled - I drink slowly sometimes because I just don't make a habit of slamming my drinks, I never felt like I was being harrassed by anyone. I do dislike the occasional dj fee where someone will come around asking for a buck or two for the "DJ," which is a machine. This is usually awkward and tacky and would recommend they do away with this. It's a successful way of milking customers but it's one of the reasons some will not go back - because other strip clubs do it isn't a reason to keep doing it, imo. Have two female strippers walk around and rub on each other, have them ask for a buck to go towards their college fund. Get more creative than "DJ fund", you'll still get the money and the patrons won't feel like they're being nickle and dimed. I'd pay a few extra bucks to see some hotties rubbing and feeling each other up, that is after all why we're there. Overall a laid back, relatively cheap place to hang for a couple of hours with buds and have a good time. I see women there with their guys all the time so it's by no means a rarity. I think there is one day of the week where they're not allowed in (Friday?) because it's busy enough that they only let in the guys. From what I've gathered from the strippers I talk to (I have some very fun conversations with them sometimes that amount to much more than just "how ya doing?"), they prefer dancing with couples vs. single guys - the guys are generally better behaved and the conversation is much more lively and relaxed. And guys, if you've never had the privilege of taking your lady to a strip club? It's in your best interest to take her with you ... trust me. Unless she's a crazy / jealous bitch it's going to turn out well for you. read more

This club is what I would consider a legend in the Kansas City metro area. I've read some of the other reviews and want to clear up some things. First, due to some legislation you either have to be a member or enter with a member. Being a member is as simple as going at least 10 days prior and signing up. (ID and ten dollars needed) If your not into planning I don't believe it would be tough to find a member on the outside and get in on their pass as a guest. Now to the best part. I've never not had a fantastic time here. Plenty of different ladies to choose from. Lap dances are only $10, which I consider a bargain! Who cares about the privacy thing another review mentioned. Aren't we all here for the same thing? All the girls dancing have always treated me like a king and don't have attitude if you might be waiting on another girl due to preferences. I also enjoy that Bonita's doesn't jack up the price of drinks! $2 bottled beer- yes please. So if you don't want to judge the decor or the bathroom- run don't walk and have a great time with your friends at Bonita's! read more

Great atmosphere, excellent staff, and amazing girls! Not fancy, but the classiest bar I've worked for!

This place is awesome! I was in town on business. I didn't have a membership. The guy at the door was all "Oh hey, I recognize you from last time you were here" wink wink, nudge nudge. "It's only $10 to renew your membership today". I got in and immediately the bartender was super friendly. The drinks are unbelievably well priced. It being a week night I didn't expect the girls to be gorgeous, but I was wrong. All of them logged like models. At $10 a lap dance I easily spent $180 there (I had an eventful evening). The girls were the right kind of flirtatious and loved visiting with me. While they were about business, the girls weren't too pushy either. Most of the girls were white, but there were a few black, and maybe a hispanic lady. They were all beautiful. The waitress who walks around really isn't too pushy. She asks if you need another drink. I wasn't hassled I guess because I kept them coming. The drinks are between $2-$6 and the lap dances are cheap too. Don't be a cheapskate. Money up fellas. The lack of privacy wasn't a bother to me. I didn't feel like there were any gawkers. Besides there were plenty of girls to go around. Nobody looked bored. My favorite two girls are Shannon and Layla. I must have spent $100 on the two of them together. Best $100 I've spent in a long time. I'm sad I only come to town now and then on business. Next time I'm in Olathe I will DEFINITELY be going to Bonita Flats again. read more

Dig the music. Girls are good. Nothing crazy impressive but always good time for good price

If you are tired of strip clubs where girls walk around and ask for dances without talking to you, then this is the club for you. Dances are 10$ and even though you can only touch the frame you still get the grind you need. Also, unlike other clubs, buying a dancer a drink only cost 2$. If you want privacy, then go during the day. read more

The girls are friendly and the drinks are cheap. It's a nice, safe club. The dances are cheap as well! Only $10.

The bouncer was a complete asshole, and I didn't even go into the club. I ended up spending my $300 across the street at Tango's.

I'm originally from San Diego, and I lived in Kansas City for about three years. I've been to many stripclubs and by far Bonita's is the most fun. I like going there because unlike most stripclubs, though the girls are there for the money they enjoy having a good time. I've heard on more than one occassion "If you're not going to get dances, then buy me a drink." Some girls are absolutely gorgeous (though most have fake tits) and of course there are the few that are old, look strung out, and like they'd suck your dick for a quarter but that's anywhere you go. Something I also like too is that the girls actually dance there, some do tricks, it's entertainment value, whereas other clubs are all about the hustle. Overall if you're passing through town, and want a cheap dance Bonita's is the way to go. If you're looking for the extravagance of a Gentleman's Club then you need to go to either the Westcoast, East Coast, or Vegas! Lol. read more

Was my favorite place in town. Drinks are watered down, but they are cheap and keeps you from a hangover. I brought 5 friends from my company for a night out. After a few hours and a bunch of drinks one of the girls stole money from me. I payed her up front for a dance and then afterwards she demanded to be paid again. After going back and forth on whether I had paid or not, I paid again just so we didn't get kicked out. It was only 10 bucks, but it's the principle of the thing. definitely telling everybody I see about this miscarriage of justice and going to give the Outhouse a try next round. read more

the previous review is dead on. I went to this place and I made the girls working there very angry (over weight, unattractive, angry strippers are not people I want to rumble with). Apparently woman are not encouraged to go to this place even if the drinks are cheap and you get bored on a Wednesday night...This is the nastiest "gentleman's club" I've ever been to and I've been to one in Council Bluffs, Iowa. There was even a pot luck set out. Yum... stripper pot luck. Words cannot accurately describe this place. I suggest going and taking a look because it will blow your mind. Words cannot describe how surreal this place is. A scene based on this place was in a movie everyone would be all like "no place like this can exist. How stupid"" Also, I never ever want to see the girls or the facility with the lights on... read more

$2 drinks are reasonable for strip cubs, but the waitresses are pushy. On their customer appreciation days the drinks are only $1 and lap dances are only $5. The lap dances are usually $10 but there is no privacy with them and you are pretty restricted on where your hands can touch. I would rather pay $20-25 for lap dances and have privacy. They use a juke box for music and had plenty of dancers, mostly white but not all, for the amount of people present. Bathroom was very small and dirty read more

Patronized "The Flats" twice in the past 3 weeks (including tonight). Was a regular (2x-3x week) about 5 years ago. The decor and the feel hasn't changed since, and I mean that in a good way. None of the talent remained from 5 years ago (nor did I expect it to be, as high turnover in the norm in this industry). For the most part, the talent was smoking hot. Had dances from a very well-endowed nubian princess that know her stuff. Had dances from a girl named "Mulan", who was a heart attack machine on two long legs. Did much more (within the rules) than the norm to enhance the experience. Her BFF "Sofia" was the same way. Not the typical "climb-on-and-bonce" routine. The grind was sensual and very erotic. Subtle touches were exceptional. Wished I had more time and more money. Still far and away the best club in the area. read more

The drinks are cheap...and so are the dancers! Holy moly! This place must be a gold mine for those who run it!!! When I went I saw a pregnant lady (probably about 5 months along) giving a hardcore friction dance...trying to hide in the corner! The other reviews are very accurate, regarding the rest. read more

Clean. Variety of ladies. Cheap drinks. Laid back. Girls were very accepting to couples.

great place! lose the attitude, its a great atmosphere and the women are very personable which seems to be a downfall in other nearby clubs. woman that are polite are encouraged to go have just as much fun as the next person there. if there was food then its probably a customer appreciation day which happens the second monday of every month and they normally have food to encourage people to stay a little longer instead of leaving to get food. They also have dollar beers and dances are only 5$ on these special days. once your eyes adjust to the black lights you can see just as u would normally. i have yet to see a track mark on any of the girls and have never had anything other than a good time there. i think the picture of the cowboy eating a sausage is priceless! gOOOOOo bonitas! if you pass by an opportunity to visit here you are only hurting yourself. read more