To, stupids
On Thursday there was usually a curry, this is the best curry I have ever had in my life.
Even the teachers agree. Hell, even hit movie star Adam Sandler has stated "The curry is sooooooooo cool and good and so is Olly". If this was served at mass this would be the solution to world peace. It could make a hardcore Italian chef completely depressed and dwarfed with just a molecule of this curry.
So much so that Gordan Ramsey also said "I love this randoms schools curry and I think that a guy called Olly that goes to this school is the most awesome sauce chill cool cool great godlike cool cool cool man guy dude".
He also saw an unnamed individual eat garlic bread with a fork and then died on the spot. The unnamed individual has since been administered to a mental hospital. Best outcome for everybody tbh.
But then disaster struck. The gates to heaven closed, armies had their forces mobilised. There was a fight on the horizon. And a fight it was. The devil grinned from cheek to cheek. Hell certainly did not freeze over, it just looked like it in comparison.
That day there were 3 Hells, a hell from Satan, a hell from the from the bullets and a hell for the students. A nuclear winter seemed good about then because then it might put out some of the fire.
A man-made catastrophe. They served the curry every other week. they even replaced it with a VILE, GOBSMACKINGLY AWFUL AND GUT WRECHING KATSU CURRY. Millions, dead in seconds.
Fire lit the night sky until it was painfully bright. Missiles, Drones even nukes were arising to occasion. Wars before looked like child's play. This battle lasted a day but could be the worst setback for humankind ever.
A walk in the park is a deadly risk to even the most hardened and armed war heroes, never to less the average joe...
The end of the world never felt so warm and painful.
But the sausage rolls they serve on that day as well are pretty good. Could've been better.
Yours truly, Olly read more