"You'll Probably Get Lost, But That's Half the Fun!"
If you're the type who enjoys playing a casual game of "Is this the right trail or a wombat den?"--Benventures is the tour for you.
Led by the wildly enthusiastic (and only slightly cross-eyed) Ben, this Melbourne-based adventure tour will take you to the "far reaches of the territory"--which, as he cheerfully clarified, means "as far as my van can legally go before I need to fill out paperwork."
You'll find yourself bush-bashing through landscapes that look like a travel brochure and a survival manual had a baby. We saw a snake. Ben sprinted away and it took us an hour to track him down. But he told a whimsical story about a platypus with an identity crisis that really distracted us from the mild panic.
At one point, we may or may not have been lost. Ben pulled out a map, turned it upside down, squinted at the horizon, and declared, "Yep, we're exactly somewhere!" Then he handed out biscuits. Solid leadership.
Benventure isn't for the faint of heart--or people who need things like "schedules" or "certainty"--but if you want a laugh, a yarn, and a trip you'll definitely remember (and maybe dream about during future therapy), this is it.
Pro tip: Pack snacks, bring an acoustic instrument, keep an open mind, and always follow Ben. Except when he says, "Let's see what's down there." Then maybe... pause.
Can't wait to go again. If I find my way home. read more