I have just returned from 4 days at the very first Beachdown Festival and I must say, that after a very dodgy start, the event turned out to be a pretty good weekender. As with most festival goers, the line up at a camping festival is only part of the reason for going, as it is normally attended by groups of friends who camp together and have a bit of a laugh as well as listening to some good music and dancing their booties off.
The event opened late due to whatever rumour you want to believe but I think tthe License was only awarded at the last minute and therefore, the gates opened at about 9pm on Thursday. We rolled up at about 10am on Friday and found our friends camped near the Dance Tent Once we were errect, we took a quick tour of the site, which was interesting, in that the signs hadn't been put up. Even more concerning was the sight of the sign-writer still painting the signs!!!!
There were 3 beer bars, selling lager at £3 a pop and merrydown cider in 1/2 litr cans for £3.50 (7.5% ABV). A Pimms Bus, an Echo Falls wine Bus, a cocktail bar, a beach bar and a Bushmills Tent (free!!!!!!!!!). Food wise, there was a pretty wide selection of grub for sale, as well as a few stalls selling clothes, jewelry and other bits and bobs. There was a worryingly sparseness in the availability of Toilets..
The Friday entertainment started on one of the three stages (main, second and Brighton) and to be fair to the bands, the sound system needed some tweaking. That evening the opening of the dance tent was put back by 2 hours and everything closed at 2 am on the dot.
Now, I was once young and I understand that people will experiment with new things, but the sound of the F**king laughing gas canisters going all night was very annoying. If you have yet to experience this sound, just imagine trying to camp in a truck stop carpark where there are 300 articulated lorries testing their air-brakes every 10 seconds.
On Saturday morning, emergency supplies of porto-loos arrived, but these were not plumbed in and by 6pm they were useless. Still, the perimiter fence was always available and judging by the amount of men who urinated on it over the weekend, the organisers will have no problem finding the perimiter lines for next year, as I doubt anything will grow there.ever again.
As the event wore on it got better and all in all, I would recommend giving this a go when it's on next year. I hope that the organisers do put out more bins, lay on more toilets and maybe even put a 25yrs+ age limit on it, as I seemed to be asked by every spotty 16 year old who saw me over the 4 days Have you got any Pills?. Surely if they advertised it as a grown ups event they would still fill the event.
Best Band of the Weekend were Gogol Bordello.Mad Russians!
Best night in the Dance Tent: Saturday. Better than 3 weeks in the Gym!
Best Food: Thai Kitchen..for Breakfast & Lunch.
Best wierd moment ......Finding Kieth Chegwin in the Dance Tent on Monday Afternoon. read more