I read everything before I booked this hotel. Pretty much everything that people said, good and bad, was spot on. Would I stay here again? Probably not unless there was an amazing deal. This review is just based on our experience. Youll notice it goes in line with what most others say. Also, you're staying at a family hotel. There are LOTS AND LOTS of kids. I did hear a few people complaining about it, but that's what you get at a Holiday Inn. It's not a couple's only resort. Out of fairness, they are going through a renovation, so I'm hoping my cons are gone in the next few months.
Pros:
- Fun atmosphere with live music every night.
- Tiki bar (also where they have the live music daily) was great. Bartenders were friendly & made awesome drinks. Fast service
- Stayed in the updated ocean view room. 3rd Floor. We heard people below us who thought they were getting ocean view were not happy at all. They had a view of the Tiki Bar or pool. From our room looking down, it looked like possibly the very end units on either side of "ocean view" would get that somewhat. If you were in between the very end units you were SOL.
- Having the pool when the beach got packed (and it gets crowded!) was nice
- Towels were available for the pool and beach. You dont need to bring your own. Beach chairs (rent them the entire stay..it's worth it even if you're not there all day long. If you dont rent chairs, they will not allow you to use them). Having an umbrella with the chairs was nice when it got too hot
- Friendly staff
- Comfortable beds
Cons. I hate to say this..but the cons were pretty signficant. I think with some improvements, it really could be at least a 4 1/2 star...even 5 star..hotel
Cons:
- While check in and the staff were super friendly, I asked how bad the bugs were at night, because for some reason, they love to eat me alive. The girl at the front desk told me "Dont worry. There are no bugs". Ummmm..there were definitely bugs..so much so they gave us OFF at dinner! I was so confused why she would even say that. So..get bug spray. There are most definitely bugs that bite!!!
- Way overpriced for what you actually get. I know it's HHI, and you are really paying through the nose for a tourist trap, but it just wasn't worth the amount we spent with no food or drinks included. We had thought about going all inclusive to Aruba and after adding up everything, 5 nights all inclusive at a 5 star couples only resort, would have been less than what we spend for 5 days in HHI at the hotel. Lesson learned.
- The Porch Restaurant: Food was AWFUL. Well, I should say the main meals and dessert were awful. The apps are good. The drinks are good. We only had one actual meal, but it was enough to deter us from eating meals there again. Our poor server was so stressed out, he had to keep coming back to tell us things either weren't available, not ready (it wasn't crowded so I'm not sure why it took over an hour to get our food), or the kitchen was "looking for it" (see note about dessert). I'll skip the nitty gritty details on the meals, but the dessert I thought, would at least be easy. Nope. My hubby ordered a Root beer float. Apparently we serve warm (not luke warm..like it had been sitting in the sun the last hour) root beer and no ice cream because "we need to find it'. I had to laugh because I'm not sure how you lose ice cream. The poor kid literally came back to our table and said "They found your ice cream"...You could tell he was flustered and I felt really bad for him. I ordered some special banana pudding dessert - sounded amazing - How could fresh bananas, homemade pudding (per the restaurant's menu), and vanilla wafers be anything but delicious??? It can. Trust me. Especially when you get a layer of bananas, vanilla wafers, more bananas, cream poured over the top, and more vanilla wafers. I asked our server about it...his response was exactly how I was feeling "Oh geez. Yeah, that's definitely not pudding". He was right..I have no clue what it was, but I didnt eat it, and I didnt have the heart to put him through any more going back and forth to the kitchen. It was getting busy...and he was already serving way too many tables. My guess is he was also new..he didnt know whether he was coming or going. I will tell you he did get a GREAT tip...simply because he tried and he was honest. The food HAS to improve for your main dishes.
- If you stay in the ocean view room, you WILL hear music, loudly, until 10 pm. They were honest and told us that when we checked in, so we weren't bothered by it. It's not a con unless you get no view and loud music. If you need your beauty sleep or go to bed early..avoid those rooms. read more