Why did I find myself at an Army Navy store? I'm far from a military person but I certainly respect everyone who protects their country by putting on the uniform. Thank you for your service!
Well, here is the story. I was driving down the road the other day, minding my own business, and some guy in a pos buick almost slammed in to my favorite ride. I honked to catch his attention and the impending accident was averted. Then, this idiot started following me, gesticulating wildly, and coming way too close. I was thinking... There is no freaking way I'm letting this idiot follow me home so I pulled right over, stopped, and said "What is your problem?"
The guy, gold teeth grill and all, likely driving his mom's car with his slouched-down friend who apparently didn't want to be there, appeared slightly stunned or perhaps a few brain cells short of a frontal lobe. He exclaimed insightfully "Uh, you honked at me". I said "No shit. I honked at you because you almost hit my car!". This Einstein then repeated "you honked at me".
Growing tired of the conversation, I said "Stop following me!". Then, I realized I wasn't armed. Conveniently for me, he wasn't either and he quickly drove way. Now, with the preamble out of the way, I can move on to the review part of this story.
I decided if this situation comes up again but ends differently, I might need to get medieval so this Army Navy store was the solution! I explained I wanted some proper weapons for scenarios like this and they fixed me right up! Thanks guys. Hopefully, I won't have to use them but, if I do, I'll update the review and let y'all know how it worked out! read more