So funny story... I had bookmarked the NQ location and ended up not finding it on one of our Mancunian outings. Fast forward a couple of months, on our first trip to the Registry Office, we parked at the Great Northern Warehouse, but we were in a hurry so we didn't take any time to have a nose around. On our second trip, we had some time to kill, so we poked around. There was a restaurant on the ground floor across from All-Star Lanes, but we didn't know what it was called. Surely, "Now serving Unicorn Meat" was not the name of the restaurant. As we were going to head off, I saw the sign (cue Ace of Base): Almost Famous!
To be completely honest, while we had agreed we should try it, I don't think we had planned to have dinner here on the same day. However, we stupidly stopped for a late afternoon tea/dessert break and were trying to walk it off. Anyway, we ended up walking toward the parking garage when Mr. Snarky suggest we stop in for dinner. So we did. Man was the place hopping, but then again it was a Friday night at about 7 p.m. The hostess told us it would be about a 20 minute wait, took our number so they could text us when our table was ready, and sent us upstairs to the bar area.
I really love that the bar/waiting area is upstairs, out of the way for those coming and going. There is nothing worse than a non-existant waiting area that blocks the door and is just all around awkward for everyone involved. Although you don't have to stick around, since they text you, you could go across the street for drinks, or in the summer I bet the outdoor area is a nice place to wait. We found a place to sit and parked it with our drinks. If you were thinking about a quiet dinner with lots of conversation, think again. The tunes are blasting away, but they did have some good tunes. In fact, Mr. Snarky and I were doing a lot of chair dancing throughout our dinner.
The loud tunes also mean that when a staff member seats you and tells you that you need to order at the bar and there is a cart with cutlery and kitchen roll if you need it (and you will... the kitchen roll that is) you'll have trouble hearing her. I will say that the staff was a mixed bunch, some were friendly and some were just too cool for school. For example, a guy on the table next to us was trying to get some ketchup since the staff member that delivered their food couldn't run away fast enough. I saw him stop a number of staff, but in the end he just went up to the kitchen area and grabbed a bottle. He told (well more like yelled) his date that the staff kept referring him to other staff, so he just took matters into his own hands. This is why I would prefer to give them 4.5 stars, but c'est la vie.
Anyway, I decided to go with the River Phoenix and Mr. Snarky went with the John Bender. We were unsure of how large the orders of fries were because, oddly, no one around us had food. So I decided on an order of the Winning Fries since I figured there would be a lot going on with my burger. Mr. Snarky went with the Bacon Bacon fries. I think it took longer for Mr. Snarky to order, than it did for our food to appear. I can tell you that on our next visit, there will only be one order of fries because there was just too much.
The burger looked like it was going to be difficult to pick up and eat, but I took the stick out and gave it a good push down. Absolutely no need for cutlery ;). Mr. Snarky's burger was a bit of a different story. The John Bender has two burger patties, however it also has a spicy sausage patty, and to make a good push impossible, a poached egg. I have to say that while it was entertaining to watch Mr. Snarky attempt this feat without cutlery, it completely makes sense why they have kitchen roll instead of some pansy, folded napkins. My burger was delicious... never had Frazzles before and loved that it had French's Fried Onions (ok maybe they weren't French's brand, but they sure tasted like it). My only complaint: I wanted more BBQ sauce and more Baconnaise on the burger.
Speaking of Baconnaise, I've also never had this life-changing condiment before and knew that something in my life was missing. I decided to have a taste of the Bacon Bacon fries and knew that I had ordered incorrectly. While the Winning fries are nice and keep the meal from being too rich... the Bacon Bacon fries are where it's at. I'll have to see if I can just have some extra Baconnaise on the side to dip my fries in... or a jar to take home and put on everything. I may have actually put my elbows on the table and sighed as I was attempting to finish my burger. It was delicious, but it is a lot of burger. This is one of those meals where you need to lean back in your chair and let the food settle. However, that is the great thing... you pay when you order at the bar, so you don't have to try to flag someone down for your check and wait to pay! So leave whenever you are ready. I will be back for more Baconnaise! read more