I'm starting to notice a theme with the Manchester restaurants I've been to recently. Having just moved here, and spending time with fellow food lovers, the list of places to visit is much longer than I can reasonably contend with in a short period of time.
As such, anticipation grows for each restaurant the longer I leave it on the list, and sadly, more often than not, they end up lingering around 3 stars rather than meeting my lofty expectations.
Almost Famous was one I was sure would deliver, but sadly, I think even 3 stars is verging on generous (after writing this and reminding myself how angry I was leaving, they've since been relegated to 2 stars).
It was good, don't get me wrong, but that was about all I can say.
I think the problem with Almost Famous is it's a victim of its own success. Granted I don't know what the original Northern Quarter venue was like (and I'll certainly pop up there now that I believe it's reopened for round 2, but the menu is like a vomit of over-excited child spew if asked what they'd put on their favourite burger.
Monster munch, frazzles, waffle fries etc... The focus needs to return to the burger, because under the excessive mound of sloppy toppings, the burger itself was pretty poor. Overcooked, dry and chewy - not what I was expecting.
I opted for the Triple Nom - double cheeseburger, pulled pork, coleslaw. The burger was as I mentioned, the pulled pork (I'm confident) was chopped rather than pulled. Pedantic yes, but there's a reason pulled pork is desirable. Anyone can cook pork that needs chopped.
My other half opted for the chicken burger. I don't believe in Chicken Burgers. They're imposters in a carnivore's repertoire, but this is the one and only time I wish I'd ordered the chicken burger. It looked delicious. Needless to say, she didn't take a breath to offer me a bite!
Now, milk shakes are where excessive toppings are more than welcome in my book. Both the Yankee Candle and the Cloud Monkey were delicious, and the perfect accompaniment to an overcooked burger. I would say they went a bit crazy with the nutmeg in the Yankee Candle though.
And to the sides - redneck wings in a swimming pool of BBQ sauce. Potential to be good, but ruined by excessive sauciness. Winning Fries - a combination of regular fries (tasted like frozen, if not actually) and sweet potato fries. I think I counted about 5 sweet potato among a basket of regular fries. Another disappointment.
To top it all off, the food is ordered at the bar. It seems like a completely pointless decision on the point of Almost Famous. The process sucks, unlike typical self-ordering restaurants like Nandos. It's like queueing at a busy bar on a Saturday night, fighting against casual drinkers to try and order your meal, all whilst the serving staff are standing around chatting because there's no food to serve because everyone's stuck trying to order at the bar.
Not my most articulate review, but it annoys me how much people rave about this place.
It's excessive in all the wrong ways, and fails to make a little effort where it really counts for a burger place. Juicy burgers where you can taste the meat, delicious hand cut fries, and friendly/homely service. Sort that out and I'll be back. Until then, it's Five Guys for me!
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