Speaking as a male who like to keep himself on the more unkempt side of the hygiene spectrum, I can…read moregladly report that I am able to get my low demand needs well satisfied in this boots in the centre of town! It is the biggest boots around, and the selection of everything is top notch, with all the shower gels, shaving equipment and deodorants under the sun, which fills most of the males requirements in the world of hygiene! The store also has a good range of home electrical items like toothbrushes, epilators hair strengtheners and all other things vain!The downstairs is mainly devoting to all perfumes and makeup, with there being more fake tan and other accessories to keep any amateur May Mc Fetridge wanabee well stocked up! The entire upstairs is devoted to baby products and also has the stores digital imaging section, with a large range of frames and the like up the stairs. They also have a pharmacy on the ground floor and a food section containing sandwiches and snacks for those on the go, so this store really has it all if you are needing to sort you or your family's health and beauty needs in one fell swoop! Add in the fact you can earn advantage card points which can be put against future purchases we are onto a winner!

If this came through my door, I wouldn't be too impressed. The Lisburn Echo should probably be…read morerenamed the Lisburn Shadow...it's clearly the skinniest newspaper in existence (though it did come in handy for batting away wasps), with a mere sixteen pages (including the back and front covers). Of these sixteen pages, one page is dedicated to a secondary school advertisement, three pages are all about cars, there's a page for public notices, another page for services, and a lonely hearts page (or whatever they're calling them these days). So, if my calculations are correct, that leaves nine pages of news, all of which are taken up by at least half a page of adverts, meaning that there are approximately four to five full pages of just ads (I'll go with four seeing as I'm generous like that). There's also an entire page dedicated to the Hillsborough Oyster Festival (or 'Osyter' as it is now apparently spelt). So, we're now left with four pages of news, including a story on the huge amount of waste produced by the UK despite recycling, an article on 'Used Clothing Co.', and a story on the first Dobbie's Garden World to open in the UK. Exciting. Well, at least it's free...