We attended an event here and it was a good venue for a birthday bash in January. It's a fire hall, so very basic, but the walkway and lot was cleared of snow and it was comfortable inside, restrooms clean. It was super loud, however, the folding doors provided some relief if you stood in that area. It was a fun night. read more

Twin Dist Fire - Great venue for a nice birthday party this January Friday the 13th!! - Lancaster, New York

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I couldn't tell you for the life of me how great the Twin District Fire Department fights fires, or rescues cats from trees, or how well groomed its firefighter's mustaches are, but I can tell you that this fire department is a great place to go vote! While others around the office complained of long lines and other irritations at their respective polling places, I didn't have that issue. I did throw up in my car a little bit before entering the fire hall, but then I slid right in, threw up on my ballot and slid right back out without a second hiccup. If it weren't for the disgusting candidates America wanted me to choose from for President, I probably wouldn't have thrown up at all. I know now that for years to come I am in good hands. No, not that the country will be in good hands regardless of which candidate wins this race, because it won't be, but I will have a great place to vote for the successor to this next four year abomination. And finally, in case you're wondering who I voted for, it was Paul Ryan, of course. #Merica read more