Me and my roommate are probably the first people to step in to French Bastards at least 3 times a week. Although the pain au chocolat is about 30 cents more expensive than most other bakeries in the area, it is literally our will to live and without it, we would probably pass out and die. All of the staff is incredibly polite, I've never been asked so many times if I would also like a coffee. Okay but best things on the menu: if you want a an absolute banging comfort pastry, get the apple triangle thing - that sugar crust is so insane.... i'm eating it right now it's so buttery and good and also crunchy and it tastes like apple pie. Sorry the picture is shitty we lowkey demolished that and decided to start a review like midway through read more