First off this place is way too bright inside .. asked the waitress for a menu she never came back... bouncer kept walking in circles around the stage ....strippers are the only upside read more

Heard a lot of good things about this club, So I went on a milestone birthday. All night I had 2 dancers threatening to rob me in a "joking" manner. They were definitely serious, had I been dumb enough to give them the opportunity. Rest of the dancers were stand off ish and awkward. Left in under 1 hour; Wasn't worth the investment. read more

Went there on a Tuesday at 8 PM. Charged me $10 to get in. The place was dead. There were no girls on stage. Sat at the bar. The barmaid said there were 2 girls in the back getting ready to come out. Waited until my drink was done. Nobody came out and danced. A total rip off. When I left they wanted $9 for valet parking. I don't know how it could have been a worse experience than that.... Stay away from this place!!! read more

Nice and clean place really nice , chill vibes, i had a delicious steak wild a nice girl was rubbing my back, everyone was very nice will plan my boys bachelor party here read more

The Coliseum - a man on a skateboard at night - Strip Clubs Near Me - Detroit, Michigan

The Coliseum most definitely both offers and delivers on fun and exciting entertainment. From a roster of exciting, exquisite, sexy, and talented ladies and performers and fun and cool atmosphere. The Coliseum steps out of the shadows of other gentlemen's club with unexpected delight and satisfaction. read more

This place is now just a skeleton of its former self. The nice setup is still there, but all the hot girls and the party atmosphere are gone... It's not their fault though. Blame it on the current Detroit mayor wanting to "clean up Detroit". No private curtains, all partitions are cut down to 3 or 4 ft, so you can see what's going on in the next booth. There's really no private dance anymore so the customers now go to clubs outside the city. Since dancers make most of their $ with private dances, they move to other clubs as well. read more

Soo my first visit with some pals of mine overall was decent but a few things to note my female friend walked in before me I had to pay 15$ for me and my other friend walked in with his girl he didn't have to pay also to get money out the atm it's a 20$ charge to withdraw the money then it's a 8$ valet fee I paid my money handed over my ticket they went and got my car I get in and one of the guys was holding my door telling me I need to pay I told him I paid already and he told me I didn't then when I stated my ticket number her realized I wasn't drunk and couldn't pull a fast one over on me and I left so just be careful don't pay until they bring your car other than the the music was great and the women are beautiful read more

used to be a regular here until this weekend. New management is very young and doesn't know how to run this place! My drinks took forever, the dancer who was supposed to be dancing was kissing the young man who manages this place now. Last time i checked she was there to dance- not to entertain their boss. As a customer the amount of grime i see in the mens bathroom, along with ladies not cleaning the poles with covid. I asked the Dj for change and one of the dancers, Alexis, took $40 of my $100 bill and gave me $60 ones!!! she stole my money and when confronted, the Dj in the booth told me i was crazy and needed to leave. I've been visiting this place since 2017. went downhill, save your money and go to players or legends for quality dancers and where they are professional. very upsetting experience read more

Whoever says that Disney World is the 'greatest place on earth' clearly hasn't been to the Coliseum. I accidentally found this place after JonJon's went bad. It was risky, I had been to one or two of these places on 8 Mile and I braced myself for the worst. I pull my car into the parking lot and things already look bad. It is next door to a junkyard. A junkyard on 8 Mile of all places - this was classic! Then the mandatory valet. This is something I am fine with if I know that I like the joint, but I'm already squeamish. I go inside and and I am hit with coat-check, cover and the now all-too-common up-charge for a booth. Now keep in mind, up to this point I haven't seen a single titty. I feel like I'm being taken for a ride. Then the bouncer pulls back the curtain and I am welcomed into paradise. First of all the place is bigger than it looks from outside. Not huge either, it's just right. Stage for three down the center flanked on either side by a separate, full bar. Double balconies on either end for up to four private parties. Personally, I have never seen these used. The furnishings are lavish without being gaudy. The chairs near the stage turn out to be surprisingly comfortable; they're downright cozy. I couldn't believe how many girls were there, at least twenty - it could have been as high as thirty-five. They were everywhere! Drinks were moderately priced (for a strip-club) at about $7-8 for a Blue Moon. Sometimes I get the orange wedge, sometimes not. They have a full kitchen which I reluctantly tried and ended up loving. I expected a truck-stop egg salad sandwich and in stead I got one of the best steaks I have ever eaten It was the $10 special to boot. I would return to this place for the food alone. Luckily for me they have more than just food. I eventually ended up realizing they have two more dancer poles, one off to each side. After 9:00 on busy nights they have five or six dancers on stage at once. I appreciate that everyone has their own opinion about what is sexy. While I like the 'walking-stick' super-model look, I understand that many do not share my opinion. Fear not, there were more fatties (girls over 100 pounds) than I care to think about, but some of them turned out to be pretty hot too. All kidding aside, this place obviously has the pick of the litter with girls, good luck finding better. The website says they have a helipad, but I never saw it. I have been here 4 or 5 times now and each time I leave feeling like I just won the lottery, even though my wallet has just been scooped clean. One day I am certain I will forget to keep enough aside for valet. If I do.... If ever you see a guy getting on the 8 Mile bus smiling ear-to-ear say 'hello' it might be me. read more

People are leery about the area, but when you pull to the front of the Coliseum, the mandatory valet eases that right away (for me, anyway). It was supposedly "Couples Night" and women are supposed to free with a guy. We got charged, and I wasn't in a fighting mood. They were packed on a Saturday night, and we had to sit by the stage. The girls were pretty top-notch. Lots of cute girls, some really hot ones, varying body shapes and races. A lot of them could really dance, too. The waitress wasn't SUPER-attentive, but it was busy so I'll cut her some slack. It was a long time sitting there before we were approached for a couple's dance... by two gorgeous girls that hadn't been on stage yet. They took us to the back, asked our budget (which I love), and the four of us had a lovely time on the tiny couch. The girls were sweet, sexy, and a lot of fun. We had to leave IMMEDIATELY after that, if you catch my drift. Overall, a great, sexy experience. We will definitely be back. read more

Okay, I'm following female reviewers of adult entertainment again. I figured I did the Penthouse Club review. I might as well do this one too. I think that The Coliseum and The Penthouse Club are really the only such establishments on 8 Mile worth reviewing, but that's just me. Nicole T. seems to know all about the stats and the physical plant. For me, the place is a bit cheesy. I mean, come on. Why is the place done in this Egyptian motif when the name is Roman? Silly. I do have to echo Nicole T.'s comment that the service is good. The food, what little I had, was pretty good. I just had one of those nearly ubiquitous steak tip appetizers with a dancer once. I imagine she got a commission or something for that. The dancers are generally attractive, but I give the edge to The Penthouse Club's dancers. Of course, that's all subjective. It's been a while. So, things may have changed, but from the reviews that precede mine here, it seems that the dancers are still quite attractive. The private dance area, when I was there last, was a separate area at the end of the main room. Curtains hid the little dance areas. One time I was there, it was for a friend's bachelor party. His friends reserved one of the sky boxes. From there, one could have a nice birds-eye view of the place. One need not worry that the dancers are far away, for they come and visit you up in the box. It goes without saying that you're going to need some money to play. Just know what you're getting into. A friend of mine didn't, and he got a dose of sticker shock after all those lap dances added up for him. Oops. read more

Went here for the first time and was turned down by 3 dancers for a lap dance. Then one dancer asked me did I want one and lied to the guard telling him I stayed for 6 songs when they both knew I only had 3. Horrible drinks, horrible service. The chicks are hot but if your not a insane baller, you have no chance. Will never go back!!! read more

I've proudly been to the Coliseum both times I've visited Detroit. This place literally has a helipad. I have no idea who uses it, but for those of us who are in town, staying in hotels and w/o a rental car, flying a helicopter sounds like a much better idea than trying to catch a cab on 8 Mile after the club closes. I've been there before: not fun. Whatever your mode of transportation is, you will definitely have a great time here. The girls are hot and service is great. read more

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Love this place! 1 complaint thus far, I get Grey Goose and cran and I'm 100% sure she didn't relay that to the bartender. Not a big deal but their well vodka had my buzz stronger than Grey Goose.... felt it the next day. this actually happened 2 times, same waitress don't know her name or I'd call it out. I honestly haven't checked her about it so it may be an honest mistake, it does get busy in there. Drinks are moderately priced and they pour heavy,.... I'm a descent tipper and that might be part of it... Also the food.... I got the pulled pork sandwich and damn near lost my mind! It was so damn good it didn't make sense! The staff is extremely friendly always welcoming and accommodating. Now the girls, I'm going to say that 70% of them are sexy most of the time. All flavors! Never had a dancer not be 100% friendly to me and my girl. Not pushy, only a couple I've came across walk around with a bad vibe. Only been there once out of about 10 or 15 times that it wasn't mostly Sexy ones in there at any given time. Real good ratio, no other Gentlemens club, that I've been too in this area has anything close. And you will hear about them from ya boy! Always remember to surround yourself with people that force you to do better. 100 read more

It's really loud in here not a good place to come if you're planning to read a book like I did, the drinks are pretty good though!

Wow Jeffery R. Girls over a hundred pounds are fatties? You sound like a broke ass. I'd be taking what I could get, even at the booty club, if I were you. You're sitting by the stage, complaining about coat check prices and want a super-model type? Lol. Anyways... Yes, decent place as the others say. There are lots of women. All types. Except tens. None of that type. At least not this night. The bathroom attendant isn't annoying like at some places. It's tacky, but not more than expected. The booths are nice and private. It's enjoyable to watch the guys making super serious faces while they speak to the dancers. Lol. Like, really serious faces. I don't come here to eat, but I know the food is good. Actually most clubs like this have decent food, if you like eating at a loud club. ;-) read more

OK i was invited here to watch an amateur UFC cage fight... Fantastic !! Once the festivities got started, it was nice... Very big in the inside. Exclusive menu, and Wine options. I ordered the Grilled Swordfish it came on top of sauteed spinach, garlic, onions and portabella mushrooms, with red beans and rice and corn on the cob.....The fish and spinach was excellent I'm watching my weight so did not eat the rice nor the corn so i cant tell you how that part was... The entertainment was pretty cool, the girls here seem more into body building, no flabby patties here lol if that's your thing... But their dancing capabilities were not all of that but were not bad, I've seen bad!!! The drinks were kinda watered down. I prob had about 7-10 drinks including shots and was barley buzzing. I'm usually a 2 drink max so i know it was the drinks . As far as the fight goes, it was awesome!!! The commentator was extra funny! keeping the crowd in-gaged.. The fighters were pretty entertaining i almost wanted to place a side bet on a few of the fights. Some of the fights went 3 rounds..most of them only last 1 lol at like 60 seconds people were tapping out rather fast!.. but all in all very entertaining. But i would def come back here. It was a cool diverse crowd. will drink before i get here tho lol Oh yea its a bit on the pricey side so come with at least a stack if you plan to eat and drink merrily! :o) read more

This place rips you off . Bartenders are not qualified. And short staffed. Poor management

Awful service. Double charged my card and didn't refund. Girls are gross. Right away girls ask you to go to the back for sex. No personalities. read more

Heads up to any women who want to visit- you must have a man with you to enter. My friend really wanted to celebrate her bachelorette party here, but we were denied entry on the basis of sex/gender. That's quite possibly a violation of the Elliot-Larsen Act and also just a terrible business practice. read more

I like this place better than the majority of the clubs on 8 mile, but the inside is almost kind of dirty. Or a more accurate description would be - I felt like I was on the set of that terrible Flinstones Movie they made in the 90's. The private rooms are small and - not so private. And the booths are drab and uncomfortable. Not very swanky for all the hype that I've heard. I would recommend it over many others, but it isn't as 'fab' as you may think. As far as the girls go- they run along the same lines as the other clubs- no one legged strippers, but no Gisele Bundchens either. read more

Walked in my first night in town and it was a nice place. Girls were alright, tried to go in the next day and a bouncer came up to me and told me he had to talk to me, he then said it was a mistake for them to let me in and that was after paying valet and cover. Felt humiliated and will not be recommending this place to anyone read more

If you have ever read any of my reviews concerning gentleman's clubs then you know they really aren't my stomping grounds unless it's within my particular aesthetic. With this place the space is pretty smooth, there's a huge center stage and a bunch of strip stages. What drew me to the place was the fact I can smoke my cigar here. They have a somewhat secluded upstairs area where you can sit and enjoy a smoke. So obviously I sat there. When it comes to downstairs, keep in mind I went on a busy weekend day, you have to pay for a booth. They have a full bar and food menu though I didn't eat because eating in the strip joint just isn't my schtick. The servers were good considering how busy it was, I was asked if I needed anything on several occassions. There was a waitress name Tiffany and a shot girl named Lori who stood out in particular as they seemed to check on us even more frequently than the others, they even sat to chat and rest there feet for a moment. The girls seemed okay I guess, its a club with predominantly black dancers so that was a good change of pace. They were after the bread so I really didn't interact with any of them but they seemed accomadating to the crowd. I would definitely go back due to the service and space but if you want to know about the girls you'll have to check another post because as oddly as it may sound I wasn't really there for them. read more

Best club amazing staff and gorgeous dancers. The food is amazing and the service was beyond perfect.

Just wanted to thank the girls working last night personally for taking our friend Joe on stage and treating right. Worth every penny and more. We left very content and didn't even have to break the bank... Awesome girls:) can't wait to enjoy ourselves again soon read more

Not bad at all. Great atmosphere, etc. The ladies are nice to look at. Food is great! The steak is nice! Drinks are high, but which establishment of this caliber isn't high. read more

Venue was great - Dancers were very tasteful and polite - They make excellent drinks. Valet service was horrible. They damaged our truck and when I went to report it the guy laughed and said "you got a problem, call to cops" and then walked away. When he came back to the valet booth he told me that I needed to move or he was going to call the police on me! Very poor way to end a fun night. read more

Love the food great place like the fact everyone is pretty much chilled love the crazy days xoxo holly

Had a really good time. Food was good and fresh. Bouncers really cool especially for not breaking our phones for taking pics. Waitress really awesome for being honest about a hundred dollar bill mistake. Because she was honest we tipped her 150 for a 250 bill. Finally about the Dancers 75% looked good had different variety even Asian's. I hate when a whore acts like her shit don't stink and that's why she didn't get jack shit. Most of strippers very nice and pleasent. Not cheap for sure but overall I would definitely go back. read more

The Please Station Or The Dutchess had better looking ladies than this place. The girls are nothing special. The place inside is awesome looking but I am not there to look for Architexture. Middle of nowhere. Nice deign inside or outside if you like art. The dancers there are nothing to brag about. Try Players or Tycoons, better ladies. 20 Cover charge for garbage...stay home & watch playboy read more

It was an experience the second I walked in!, The intoxicating aroma overwhelmed me as it wafted up my nostrils. The Thalassic symphony sent my olfactory nerve into overdrive. There isn't a word pleasant enough to describe the oh so sweet smell but the closest thing I could compare the scent to would be a top notch seafood bar inside of the winning teams locker room, it was pure ecstasy. Walking in greeted by a surprisingly laid back bouncer I had my coat checked, payed the cover and was on my way to the booth( a place Ive long considered a second home!). I will note that the costs may seem steep upon first arrival but I assure you for the downright..orgasmic experience ahead of you, you won't be displeased. I scoped out the area and discovered all the women were beautiful with a variety of different ethnicity, shape, sizes, and. . aroma. I was quickly approached by a very beautiful, robust young goddess with a tan complexion and wavy dark hair. My night began slow with a few on special drinks and a couple of dances, my dancer quickly realized that the bulge in my wallet wasn't going to be contained..and thats when my begrimed adventure really began. She escorted me to the back into a V.I.P. room, we talked about my spending limit for a few minutes and what the limits were..essentially there were none if the price was right! So we began, first on the menu was the most delicious, hairiest fish taco I ever had laid my teeth into. I like my fish tacos moist and crunchy and this one had the perfect amount of both, a complete balance. Next the menu was her bodacious backside. As she started her dance i went in for a quick taste and upon landing, my tongues senses were overloaded by the taste of what I presumed to be a freshly soiled rosebud. Just how I liked it;P. Though i was in pure ecstasy I found myself lapping up the leftover fibers of crusted toilet paper which was new for me. This when on for a pretty fair amount of time considering our price negotiation.(Side note: At one point my tongue was so far inside her that I thought to myself,"If she tenses up I might get my tongue pinched right off".) After a delicious well balanced meal I decided I had enough money for dessert. This consisted of the best stripper sex I had ever had. Absolutely trashed on well priced drinks It felt like something of a spiritual journey onto another plane of existence. Absolutely life changing and lasted long enough for me to be reborn into a brand new man. Overall I had a very good experience from the moment I walked In. Stumbling out to my car I could taste the biggest win of my life, I felt disgusting in all the right ways and now It was time to go back home to my wife and kids. I had lost track of time and I didn't want them to call my buddy's house to ask if the game was over. I made it home just in time to kiss my awesome children to sleep with no questions asked. Great Night and id recommend The Coliseum to anyone, and I will be returning soon!(: read more