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    Figueretas Beach - Very scenic tho

    Figueretas Beach

    4.0(2 reviews)
    3.2 km

    With its broad pavements and shiny restaurants adorned with signs sponsored by Coca Cola, there's…read morenothing rustic or especially Spanish about Figueretas. But there's good food to be hadAndalucian Gazpacho (at 'ALL Restaurant' on the beach front) is my pick of the bunch, with it's fresh twang of the ripest tomatoes packed with a vitamin left hookalthough Big Dave assured me the grilled fish is as close to Omega 3 heaven as you can get without burgling a Holland and Barrett warehouse. As hi-octane it gets is a lazy-assed, flouncey volleyball game played by people who are quite possible still asleep, which makes the beach a good chill out option for getting away from the parched bustle of Ibiza town and notching up some decent, undisturbed flopping time in the powdery sand. Although for some, 'flopping time' is a bit too literal for comfort 3.08pm. I'm sitting on the beach, minding everyone's business, engaged in a slumbering bout of people watching - when something catches the corner of my eye. Please don't do it. Please don't do it. Please. Don't. Do. It. Oh blimey, oh for the love of sweet babyoh no, oh cripes, she's done it. The lady must be in her seventies. It's a sight that could be equated to being jabbed in the eyeballs with grissini. When she un-pops the fastener on that bra, out tumble two disparately proportioned piles of wrinkled leathery bosom matter; like a couple of those slinky things that go down the stairs, but made of elderly flesh - unraveling in rice puddingy lumps, down towards her knees. On Figueretas beach, there are nudes. Antique nudes. I'm sure for them and their over-burdened underwear, it's delightfully liberating - to feel the wind aerating the innards and outards of their nethers - but for me it's perturbing enough to put me off my ice cream. What you don't want on a beach holiday is to be worried that your Solero is about to reappear all over the place. Poor Big Dave had to go up to the room to have a lay down, it affected him so badly. He said it's his 'Nam. (Or did he say it's his Nan?) If you can overt your eyes from Leather World, and think of anything but England, you'll be just fine, squinting a relaxed eye on that yacht over there, or watching the gentle waves claw at the beach's edge with a hissy drawl as gulls swoop and swoon in friendly gusts in a fresh blue backdrop of glorious summer sky. Breathe deeply, this is the life

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    Figueretas Beach - Scenic

    Scenic

    Figueretas Beach
    Figueretas Beach - Beach it self not exactly pretty

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    Beach it self not exactly pretty

    Boat hire Ibiza Charteralia - My beloved Mr. Binguel riding off into the sunset...

    Boat hire Ibiza Charteralia

    4.4(7 reviews)
    2.0 km

    'Sea' the best of the Balearic Islands with Charteralia!…read more I've been fortunate enough to have sailed with Charteralia every summer for the last 4 years! With the same excitement that club seeking tourists rush to Ibiza and run to the parties, I rush to the marina to board one of their boats knowing that any captain I get (I've sailed with Jose N., Jose Z., Fede, Mario & Edorta) will surely give me an experience that will keep me smiling all year! All of their boats are in tip-top shape, but I have to admit I've developed a special connection with Mr. Binguel & Mr. Jones - there's something about those two that has captured my affection. All of their captains are extremely friendly, knowledgable, entertaining and know how to provide A+ service! They know the islands like the back of their hands and will always take you to the best beaches and find the perfect spots to drop anchor. There's no better feeling in the world than the one you get while relaxing on your private floating paradise over turquoise water while listening to the wind and knowing you're the perfect distance away from the on shore beach chaos & crowds. Charteralia also offers speed boat service to Formentera, another sliver of paradise, which I've used for a day trip. Regardless what boat (cat, sail, speed...), itinerary (day trip, week charter, sunset cruise...there's something for everyone!) or island you decide to explore, Charteralia will surely give you the experience of a lifetime! I'm already counting down the days to my next trip (223 to be exact...sigh) - I've not only found my perfect summer destination, but also friends & fun guides I plan to keep forever! In my opinion, Charteralia should go down in the books as the 8th wonder of the world and I'm sure I'm not the only lucky passenger who feels that way! :)

    This was my second trip to Ibiza and since I was unable to experience a boat tour the first time, I…read moremade sure we did this time. Pros: -Their customer service : I contacted Jose via email to inquire and although the website had all the information I needed, he kindly answered everything (25+ emails). -Their Catamaran: I originally opted for the sail boat since it was only for a group of 4 adults but I wanted to surprise my friends and wife with an upgrade, so I decided to reserve the catamaran. Although the catamaran costs more, it is WORTH IT! It was nothing but smooth sailing. -Trust- Have faith because the entire process leading up to the trip is all about having PLENTY of it. It was pouring so we had to wait and see if the rain was going to let up. While waiting, Jose bought us a couple rounds of drinks and some food to hold us up. While waiting, he did not pressure us about staying and told us that he would refund the money if we wanted to leave, not just the partial amount, but the entire amount! We're so happy we waited out the rain because the catamaran ride was the best part of our trip. It was the most relaxing, fun time we had on our vacation. We even saw dolphins out in the bay! Supposedly that's lucky and not the norm. The sunset was the most beautiful thing we've seen. Not only that, he discounted part of the excursion because we did lose some time and offered to keep us out there longer because we had faith. They were professional, friendly, nice, and attentive to our needs. While out on the waters, one of my friends got stung by a jellyfish. Jose took care of it right away and treated it for her. All in all, it was an amazing experience and we will be back next time. Thank you so much for an amazing experience! My wife did not want to leave the catamaran.

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    Boat hire Ibiza Charteralia - Our catamaran sailing in Ibiza

    Our catamaran sailing in Ibiza

    Boat hire Ibiza Charteralia - Jose N. & Jose Z., our captains, making sure the cats are in tip-top shape and ready for a week at sea!

    Jose N. & Jose Z., our captains, making sure the cats are in tip-top shape and ready for a week at sea!

    Boat hire Ibiza Charteralia - Mario, our captain, helping us in the kitchen.

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    Mario, our captain, helping us in the kitchen.

    Talamanca - beaches - Updated May 2026

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