Staff are extremely nice, bubbly personalities with nice figures. Drinks are a little pricey but worth the conversation and show read more

Sweet Illusions - Me in the outside smoking area - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Springfield, Oregon

A Good old fashioned strip club! very nice ladies! For a small local place the 'talent level' was really good! Was visiting S-field from out of town. read more

no, because we came here ready to drop a couple hundred dollars, but the strippers were so unfriendly that we just left!

All the girls are amazingly beautiful and super fun. They are treated well and visibly happy. Great environment. Will definitely come back.

Service is great. The dancers allow you to choose choose freely on whether or not you want their services and as to how much of their services you want without pressure. Beautiful, sweet, caring employees. read more

Ok small place in the industrial area dancers are friendly good mileage not too expensive had a pretty good expreience

OMG. Stopped by and was pleasantly surprised. Bartender was amazing and super friendly. All the dancers were friendly and great dancers. It was like art the way they floated on the dance floor and worked the pole magically! Highly recommend! read more

So Let Me Be Clear about this 1 star... it does not reflect the entirety of the club....... The Whole Club is Great, The Girls are Awesome & Deserve everyone to come in expecting a Great Time... You'll definitely Be thoroughly entertained.... The Bartender and DJ were great hosts... But to summarize this review F@&K The Bouncer "Kelly"... He seemingly ruined the clubs vibe instantaneously... The 1 star goes out particularly to a situation where the pathetic excuse of a "Bouncer" that goes by "Kelly" ... He Is seemingly tweaked out and on edge... tonight I witnessed him kick out a literal Limousine of people (about 10 people) because someone bought a beer outside and went to Hang out in the front patio... instead of simply saying "sorry, no drinks can leave this door" he literally grabbed the drink out the persons hand and verbally starts to threaten/assault them... telling them to get the fuck out.... I'm completely unaffiliated with the limousine group but after talking to a few more dancers about it... it's not the first time he's been unnecessary.... he seems to put a damper on the girl's energy and the Club's energy as a whole.... even going as far as hearing stories of him coming into the club off-shift as a customer and being weird to the girls.... Not Cool... This is honestly the first review I've put on the internet of any establishment.... I don't want it to detract from the girls who work their, the main focus... but the Small D$&k Little S&$t Fly they've got working as a "bouncer" doesn't belong there... After confirming with the dancers who witnessed the situation that Kelly was in the wrong.... He came back out only about 2 minutes after to hit his vape and yell at the recently departed group of money flaunting bachelors/patrons *who clearly are already unsatisfied* .. telling them they are trespassing and that he will call the police on them... LITERALLY AS THEYRE GETTING BACK INTO THEIR LIMOUSINE!!! Like are you stupid dude? Why would you so aggressively take away from everyone's earning potential?? I was agitated enough that I started to consider running up on him and dropping him with a clean fist... If he hadn't commented about calling police already and if I didn't have prior law interactions I would've enjoyed destroying his ego... he literally looks like a 35 year old sweaty gamer , far from the display of what a bouncer should be... his co-bouncer/DJ Matt handled himself with respect but I really can't say the same about Kelly... I think that he genuinely deserves 0 stars but I don't want to throw off this ratings accuracy too much.... For the Record- I give The remainder of the establishment a solid 4/5 star (maybe work on the champagne room presentation a bit more ) ... All the girls deserve better protection and someone who is willing to help them rather than someone who wallows in their own self pity... I hope the owners sees this and seriously checks their employee and really consider if they are adding anything positive... Soooo F&@k "Kelly the bouncer" with spikes but ALWAYS shower your dancers with Bills ... Hope I never have to see him again when I go in.. put a damper on my night and all I'm trying to do is relax, have fun and look at boobs... Soooo yeah, there's your review ... read more

This is the saddest club I've ever been to. Seriously, everyone here looked under age and like they didn't want to be here. Are these girls even safe? No strippers are here. There are women who take their boobs out on stage, but they are NOT strippers. Most wouldn't make eye contact or smile. They won't come up to you to make a sale or appreciate tips. Just really really sad. read more

Just came back from S.I. Today. Best club ever. Gotta say, all the girls are sweet and beautiful; but props to "MJ" who was (maybe just my type) so cool and pretty. I only go to clubs maybe 2-3 times a year. But as always, S.I. is the best! read more

Kinda depressing. Talked with a girl at the bar who was friendly but it's a strip club and most of the girls were just dancing in lingerie. If you want my $$ at a strip club, strip. In their defense, it was a Wednesday night. read more

Best place to chill out and have a cold beer or cocktail--ENDLESS ENTERTAINMENT. There are always lots of beautiful dancers to look at. There is a great VIP room, champagne rooms, and outdoor patio. Full bar with all your favorite liqours--also domestic bottle beer and micro brews on tap from the best local breweries. I dare you to come in and find what you like read more

Sweet Illusions - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Springfield, Oregon

Okay so this place rules. One drunken night they even let me strip on stage to Don't Stop Believing. Greatest moment ever. The strippers here are my kind of Springfield nice pieces of meat. Stretch marks and tattoos galore. This place knows how to keep the VIP room rolling faster than the urinal line in the guy's bathroom. You have to go here. It is awesome. read more

Been to way too many a strip club. I know the hustle, and I'm always more than generous with the ladies who make it fun. I'm not big on floor dances, so we always entertain in the champagne room. I've had plenty of lousy dances in said rooms. Plenty of epic ones as well. Never before have I paid for a lady to escort me to said room, only to have her ask me to wait while she gives some schmo a 20$ dance first. I could let that fly, if it didn't end up that the house let us know our room time was up after fifteen minutes (half of the 30 I paid for). The girl dancing knew what was going on, but was shady about it... after informing the floor people who were of zero help, said dancer slerks back out with " I could give you a couple songs on the floor"!! Fuck that. I left with a couple thousand bucks I would have been happy to spend. I won't be returning to this sht club read more

My husband loves this place. He comes here with his buddy's to have his man time, Or so he says.i hope he is really at the club and not fooling around. Have you guys seen him here ? He usually comes on Tuesdays around 11.30 pm. If you don't see him let me know ! He says the dancers are great and very professional. He doesn't give any dollars because he is afraid the dancers will dance on him and he is a married man, but he said his single friends get really fun dances. Better to give the girls 20's he said. He also said there is a tv so for married men like him he can just sit back and watch the news etc because he wants to make his friends happy so he comes here but he isn't interested in seeing other women. So it's a win win situation for him and his pals. He makes me so proud ! Keep up the good work! Oh also he really likes this one beer I can't remember the name hahah lol sorry !! Hahaha read more

By far the sleaziest Cockroach stripclub I've ever been to. The girls barely look legal. None of them had tits. They mostly looked like dressed up little boys. It was a sad sight. Like they all just gave up on themselves. Soulless eyes They looked high and I don't mean pot. We're talking about too much coke and I made the mistake of going to the bathroom and found 2 of them in there taking selfies and doing lines together. I saw "business" deals going on and one girl basically only Interested in soliciting herself... leading men into an area where they were getting MUCH more then a lap dance. "Happy ending". This place Is shady and really seems more of A disguised sex trafficking location to pick up a slut and get off. Not a strip club type Of Place. My friends and I were there for a birthday celebration with loads of cash. And ended up leaving to drive to a better place. I didn't expect much, because this was Springfield. But what a depressing place. It really just made me sad. And there was a lot of drama. All you can hear are the girls complaining and smoking their electronic cigarettes barely interacting. It's like they're more or less just dancing for each other to show off. And not to entertain customers. Definitely won't be back. It's better to drive to eugene and go to the place there. read more

pixie and sunshine put on an incredible show my lady and I had a great time can't wait to see more....

Hot place exciting personalitys. I would definitely recommend this place :) varity of ladys all shapes sizes. From sweet to spicy. I think we're going to plan our bachelor party here. Time to party an have some fun :) read more

great place good time and great women money well spent took my bro for his bachelor party

BEST birthday I've had in ages!!! No cover charge. No drink minimum. Very low pressure, relaxed environment. Sexy, charming, attentive girls. Not the fanciest place in town, but probably the friendliest. ----------------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I have been to Sweet illusions a few times over the years, even had my bachelor party here a good few years back. Now, I've been to most of the local strip clubs; they're a mixed bag. Some I'd even describe as "disappointing". But that's never been my experience with S.I. at all. Whenever I get a chance to hit this place, it's always filled with a buffet of beautiful and friendly girls. For whatever amount of money I have to toss around, I am made to feel like a big-shot, or at least a valued patron. Hit it at the right time, and this is a place where $50 to $100 will get you plenty of fun and attention, and basically guarantee you a good time. Now, today was my 32nd birthday, and I was just sitting around having a sorta "meh" day, feeling like a boring old f@&k. When my wife announces that she thinks it's been too long since we went out for some 'mature entertainment'. So we got semi-casual dressed up, and headed for SI. Turns out they must have known I was coming, or something. Because the place is packed with absolutely glorious hips and butts. I like me a nice pair of boobs, but I'm a rump man, ya see. Even better, I only spotted one pair of fake tits in the place. I hate that plasticy rubber junk; better off with smaller real ones, than glorified water-balloons, I say. Even so, breast sizes varied from A to D, in various colors, and all of um quite lovely. Did I mention the booties on display? Pretty sure I did! But could stand to say it a few more times... Basically, what I'm saying is WOW! All of the girls were super friendly, welcoming, and entertaining. A few even hung out and chatted with us with no expectations attached. In particular, Lexy and Medusa made my evening something special. I'm fairly sure that's the most fun you can legally get away with at such an establishment. Let me just put it that way. If you get a chance to hang out with Lexy, DO IT! She's spunky, funny, sensual, and very into her work. She has a fantastic body and knows how to tease you with it! ----------------------------------------------------------------- If I had to give a tip to people about going to SI, it'd be this: Don't go in expecting to control the situation, or act like some super alpha chad dude-bro. Alright? Because I've seen those jerks get ignored! This is a sensual game of teasing, and the girls know they're in charge. Just relax, chat with a girl or two, slow down, take it all in, and let it just happen. Be friendly, casual, and open to just hanging out with mostly naked hotties. This isn't alternating hooting at one or two strippers and slamming shots with your bros, at The Brick House; this is a more laid-back atmosphere. It's a small place and there are lots of girls, each with their own kind of charms. The name of the place really dose fit the vibe they're going for; it's a "sweet illusion"; something you don't control so much as experience, like a good bowl of weed and a stiff drink. Kick back, have a dollar dance or 5, maybe get a private dance, and you'll probably find it well worth your time and money. read more

At least make an effort at connecting with clientele. Seriously. It's my birthday and it's not like there is a single other group in this joint! We woyld have spent money on more than the drinks if even one dance so much as looked in the direction of our table. read more

The high end strip club in Springfield. The most girls and the prettiest ones. Full nude 15 minute dances, and friendly staff. Sat for maybe 5 minutes before a girl came up to me and asked about a dance. read more

I went down to visit Sweet Illusions again for the first time in 6 months. Last Time I was here I thought it was the best Gentleman's Club I had ever visited. Today I discovered that it is better than it has ever been. I have visited adult clubs the world over. I have seen most everything you can do in a an adult club. This place has the best ladies working I have ever met. I got dances from a young exotic gal named Alia, and a more experienced Lady named Sarah. They were both dream girls!. I kid you not. these ladies know themselves and love what they do. I was proud of both of them for being who they were. I would take either one of these ladies home to anyone. Thanks for a great time. The bartender was great and overall, this club has my highest recommendation! read more

This is the only place we continue to go, and it is generally awesome. Great for getting good sleezy dances. Make sure to tip on top of dance fee, and tip the stage if you are sitting close. Also just be nice use common courtesy, and don't waste the dancers time if you are not going to get a dance. read more

At midday, it's a peaceful, erotic oasis with some strikingly beautiful young women, good DJ and nice bartenders. The ladies do the standard hustle when not on stage, but with the most cordial approach you can imagine. And their VIP Room performances are a pure sensuous joy to experience. Just dress reasonably, smell nice and don't go in there with beer breath. (They deserve at least some level of good grooming from the guys they're sliding up and down on.) But if you can, get your VIP treatment when the room is vacant or you might find yourself with a beautiful woman on your lap, while across from you - and off to your left or right - could be two other guys who seem - at best - a bit "odd" in their dance preferences. With three men in the room, VIP can feel like a "National Lampoon Presents !" attempt at an orgy that will NOT go well. So you really have to focus on your lady and just zone out the antics around you. read more

I am at this place more than I'd like to admit. There are always a ton of girls there and most of them are friendly, nearly all are quite pretty (depending on tastes of course.) My most recent trip focused around Evette, a girl with a body like a comic book character in zero gravity. She's a bit sassy, but what can you do? Definitely worth the $, just don't piss her off! read more

The place is the best in Springfield but that's mile praise. No cover and no drink minimum and no one is cadging you to drink more or buy them drinks, which is very good. But the women are a very mixed bag. They have tried in the past to limit the deranged tweekers or half asleep slammers, but, generally, those are the women who make up this business. If you can get a rapport with a girl and she's okay, you can get some real friendly events. But the problem is that they have so many girls coming at you that it can get a little gamey. Overall the women are about 5-6 range. IMO the best girl was Lilly, a real tall chick with an amazing body. She wasn't at all pretty, but her body was amazing. If she's there she's worth a look, if you're a body man. I can't recommend anyone else at night, during the day, Chloe and Juliette are very good at what they do.... read more

I had a great time at this place. It's a small intimate venue, nothing like what you've come to expect from larger clubs, but I honestly much prefer the way this place operates. read more

A relaxing environment with Eugene's classiest women. The women know their worth and seem to be having fun while working. I love to see the team work and care they have for one another. Definitely worth your while. I went for my 21 and was given a show on stage read more

The girls here are nice but quick to move on. I think this has to do with the fact they are under 21 and can not sit abs chat. This makes it uncomfortable for me because I like to flirt before spending money. They only do one stage song so you cant judge much from that. Every girl I have had a chance to talk with has mentioned unwanted advances from the owner starting at their audition and continuing on through their time working there. I personally do not want to support an establishment where the workers are sexually harassed by the owner. All the same body types, thin, young, no curves. NO restuarant either. read more

The girls there are beauties and very friendly, Mngr is cool as shit, Had a great time chillin there. 5 stars in my book

First of all id like to say that Yvette was"AMAZING" and the vip rooms could use better settés but Yvette was very recourceful w/them "nice job conchitá!"...pabló read more