Oh Swarovski, all your wares are so pretty and shiny and let's not forget sparkly. If I was a magpie I'd be unable to tear myself away from all that glitter, that would look so damn good in my nest (this begs the question how does a bird find itself shopping in a mall anyway?). If you're fond of delicate, crystal objects, that cost you about an arm and a leg, come on down. I once found myself in Austria at the Swarovski factory, stuck in a loop while drooling on myself. Thankfully this store is not large enough to provoke such dramatic reactions, but you have been warned. You don't need this stuff (no one does), but if you're like me you'll want it the way Gollum wants that damn ring. In a nutshell - try not to mortgage your house for it, where would you put it all then?! read more