If you hate your neighbors and want to make their lives as miserable as humanly possible, then I highly recommend Space Creation Lda for your next home renovation project.
Space Creation Lda will make sure your neighbors are constantly terrorized with out-of-this-world noise from outdated machinery, worn out heavy-duty drill and badly organised (and carried out) construction work.
The contractors will randomly move the noise from one area to another from one minute to the next instead of taking one room at a time. Your neighbors won't get the slightest chance to adjust!
As icing on the cake, Dona Dinora Silva will show up several times per day and scream hysterically and non-stop at the contractors, because "that's just her [charming] way".
With Space Creation Lda and Engª Dinora Wahnon
Marques da Silva as the project manager and terrorist matriarch, you will not only cause the neighbors next door, downstairs and upstairs an unprecedented amount of stress and make them unable to carry out work or study from home, but the entire building and the surrounding buildings too.
As an additional bonus, the contractors will make sure that the building's staircase is completely littered with fine construction dust that everyone living in the building will bring into their homes every single day. To make matters better, they will now and then "clean" by smearing the dust into a lovely paste, which they'll smear not just all over the floors, but also the staircase walls and sweeping panels.
To summarize:
Look no further if you want to make sure you alienate and cause as much stress and dismay to as many people as possible during your next construction project. Your neighbours will no doubt be on their worst side for life towards you. You simply won't find a better enemy-enabler than Space Creation Lda.
If your upcoming neighbours have pets, god forbid, rest assure that they will be in a constant state of anxiety too.
The only downside: They might take serious revenge once you or your future renters move in. Or sue you for damages, lost revenue or salary. Perhaps only go this route if you don't mind torturing yourself or your renters too. read more
