Dude 1: I need your help! Can you come here? Dude 2: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes! Dude 1: Alright, hurry up then come over here. Dude 2: I can't find them. Dude 1: What do you mean you can't find them? Dude 2: I can't find them. There's only soup. Dude 1: Whaddya mean "there's only soup" Dude 2: It means there's only soup. Dude 1: Well get out of the soup aisle! Dude 2: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! (moves into the next aisle) There's more soup! Dude 1: Whaddya mean "there's more soup" Dude 2: There's just more soup! Dude 1: Go into the next aisle! Dude 2: (moves into the next aisle) There's still soup! Dude 1: Where are you right now? Dude 2: I'm at soup! Dude 1: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP" Dude 2: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP! Dude 1: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?! Dude 2: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE! Dude 1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! Dude 2: FUCK YOU! read more