Fiance and I are greeted with the standard "How can I help you". With our wedding invites in hand, I say "I'm looking for a calligrapher."
"I'm the calligrapher" says the man.
Dear Sir,
Your printer is not a calligrapher. You are not your printer. Calligraphy is not made using a printer. That, dear sir, is called "PRINTING".
It would have been really nice if, when I called last week to inquire about calligraphy for wedding invites, you informed me that your PRINTER is the calligrapher! You would have saved me a significant amount of stress.
Thank you. Kindly. Get a clue.
Sincerely, the girl who called ahead, and thought she was getting hand calligrapher-d invites!! read more