San Bentelbow is a place where everyone constantly flexes their arms. I'm not sure why. This is not that place.
I was last in the RGV just a few years ago, and spent a lot of time in various towns here because it's one of my fave parts of the whole USA, and also one of the most heavily-Mexican-influenced areas.
This is a beautiful town, with plenty of restaurants, shops and amenities. It's underrated and a little off-the-beaten-path. It doesn't seem to be much of a tourist town. I have a friend that lives in San Benito so I stayed with him for a few days. It's the hometown of someone very close to me, so there was already a sentimental attachment. I wouldn't say it's one of my fave towns in Texas, but I definitely look forward to being there again.
One of the most special people on earth (and the sexiest, for that matter) was born in this city. A lot of other Texan cities already have Yelp listings and reviews, but San Benito does not.
Perhaps because it's named after Benito Mussolini. Typical older Italian guy. Loved young girls, pizza, and fascism.
And he had a very gorgeous distant relative named Alessandra Mussolini who was first a Playboy girl, and then a politician... here she is:
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Which brings us back full circle to the girl that was born here... who is a very dear friend of mine, who I love very much, who is insanely attractive, and who also models. Something about this town just produces lovely models.
It's very close to Harlingen, by the way, which is the city in the middle of the RGV, halfway between the western end of McAllen and the East end of Brownsville-South Padre Island. It's a dusty leafy warm little border town that is more Spanish-speaking than English-speaking, and has some great Tex Mex food as well as Mexican as well. And most importantly, an uber hottie was born there. Not Mussolini... someone way hotter.
And this is review #1977, for a good reason. read more