Typical pleasant Melbourne summer evening, Crown Complex, Southbank, $50.00 Valet Parking, offset by the opulent setting of Rosetta Ristorante overlooking Yarra River and the awesome City Skyline, so what could go wrong?
So we enter the restaurant, yes, we've booked for 10 and added in the last minute 9 more; 19 people - good for business for your boss Mr. Perry right? So we are OK to split the group different part of the restaurant even waited for the other table to be ready. First we were told; it will be 2 tables of 5 and 4, before 9pm, we are happy; while waiting, a table of 9 is ready, even better. All good until this mid-age lady manageress took over the arrangement; the table is not ready now, they are having desserts now it will be after 9pm, as I said 20 more minutes or more, can you go out for a walk and come back, you are blocking the traffic; surely we were creating traffic jam like the Eastern Freeway Hoddle St exit in the morning while we are sitting in the waiting lounge while all the other guests are sitting down having their meals. Can you imagine if no-one is patronising this place that there would not be a managerial position for you? Are you seriously thinking there aren't any other restaurants in town then we can patronise and spend our money there?
So I get to the first table while the other 9 are waiting for their table. The waiter comes and says, "Everyone's here? Are you guys ready to order?" Seriously ... "guys" to address your guests in this opulent setting? He went on, "Let me explain the menu" Great to hear that you are going to help us understand this fancy Italian menu as most of us can only speaks 2 other languages besides English but not Italian. So he went on, all Entrées are on the left, we can make the pasta as a main for extra cost, we have 3 birds, Chicken for $39, Duck for $ and Partridge for $ ... one of the host asked, "Can I have this instead of this?" The waiter replied, "You certainly can for $ more, etc. etc." It's all about the "$" .. you must listen to Jesse J's "Pricetag", Mr. Waiter, ain't about the cha ching cha ching . Then again, let's pause for a minute here; I'm sure we can read the menu and the "$" sign is there, wouldn't we be here if we can't afford it. Intimidating pleasantry doesn't work within our group, the "guys" that you are referring to daily deals with hundreds of million $ business deals and sitting in your fine establishment where you are making a wage.
As the other table is ready, now around 9.30pm I decided to move; the wait and un-pleasantry is not conducive to enjoying a great meal. I think I've made the right decision; the waiter was fantastic, pleasant, helpful with the menu ... we just go straight to main meal as time is the enemy.
On the food, YES, I can love your $56 Sirloin Steak... Med-Rare perfectly grilled with a glass of Sangiovese - 2010 Fiorini Chianti Superiore, Tuscany It
Entrées are fantastic; Tonno $26 - Yellow fin tuna with roast tomato, garlic and lemon, Manzo $25 - Beef Carpaccio, spring garlic, parmesan and baby Cos lettuce; those wholesome Garlics, yum.
Polpette al forno Polpette al fornooro $19 Meat balls oven baked in a tomato sauce, can't go wrong the kids loves them.
Griglia Mista di Mareare $45 - Charcoal grilled prawns, calamari, baby octopus, and mussels with extra virgin olive oil and lemon, love the mixture.
The $10 sides - Patate - Crispy potatoes with garlic and rosemary salt and Fagioli - Long cooked Romano beans with gremolata are great addition to the main, albeit the over-cooked beans.
I tried my wife's Maiale $49 - Nine hour roast pork ribs with green tomato agrodolce; the meat was a little too dried but tender and good.
Also my daughter's Pappardelle $32 Ragú Bolognese, that is yum, just a touch thinner/runnier sauce and chili would be perfect for me.
Pity I can't have dessert after waiting for more than an hour to get a table... Torrone al Cioccolato - Frozen chocolate, peanut and coconut semi freddo, raincheck.
Then again, would I go back there, even if it's a Neil Perry's signature restaurant? read more