I don't like River Island. The sizes are all a bit odd and at the moment everything has gold on it. It's like someone heard that Sam Sparro song and went 'Ooh, I know, the kids are all singing about black and gold, they'll probably buy lots of clothes in those colours too!'
There's just something about the women's clothing that doesn't work and I can't put my finger on it. It's a bit too much like Gok Wan's come in with a pair of scissors and wreaked havoc. And there are too many frills. And there's also definitely too much purple. No no no.
I've given it three stars though because we came in and Steve bought a really sexy navy blue military shirt that looks well hot. read more