I came here tonight for the first time to give away a bag of my blood - this is something I've never done before but always wanted to. The lady at reception was an absolute delight - she ran me through the questionnaire, was patient with my inability to function as a literate adult when nervous; and offered me water while I waited. This is a good idea - obviously you should drink a lot of water before normally, if you're like me and you're a stress-sweater it's for the best. Lest you sweat out all your moisture and pass out in the chair, your blood flowing freely from your arm.
Before I went into the office with the nurse Ophelia, I was immediately alarmed by the fact when weighed (something I haven't done in a long while) I saw that I was precisely 66.6KG - the number of the beast. Naturally, my stress sweating intensified and as Ophelia soon revealed, my blood pressure sky-rocketed to 140/95. I had convinced myself at this point that my blood was not fit for human consumption (perhaps vampire, though) and that I would be turned away as a weird, stuttery and sweaty-maybe-cause-of-drugs lunatic.
However, I was wrong! We chatted about life, the universe and everything - she pricked my finger with the stab-pen (as a grandchild of Diabetes-havers, I am a long-seasoned pro at this) to test mah heebeegeebies (haemoglobin) I was ready to take the plunge. I confirmed I don't shoot up and/or have copious amounts of unprotected sex acts with multiple strange men and women, and we were on our way!
It was here I learned that the ominous 66.6 was a sign of my weird little pentagram veins that cross through each other and make it hard to draw from. They almost had to re-pierce the vein but luckily the nurse was a blood angel and used her midas touch to guide the needle into my throbbing vein.
The nurses were all as helpful as they were lovely, kind as they were pretty and skilled in medical practice as they were graceful in answering my inappropriate questions ("if my veins are criss cross does that mean I'd bleed out quicker than normal?", etc). All in all, I would highly recommend donating blood whenever you can. read more