I would normally never, ever in 1,000 years review a fast food joint. But I hope that someone,…read moresomewhere, who has more control over fast food joints reads this and it is meaningful for them. So why would I, someone who cares about their health and has access to a wide variety of tasty, delicious, healthy foods every day (with no limits on cost thanks to company lunch card), EVER choose a fast food burger joint? Carl's Jr, ladies and gentlemen, is doing it right. HOW DO THEY DO IT? They have managed to create the perfect pork-less bacon burger. It's sweet, it's BBQy, it's tender, the bun is of the fluffiest bun-making material I've ever been acquainted with. Also, their service is perfect. Those guys are so well-trained it puts every waiter, everywhere, at every cash register, to shame. Go there on your bad days. Come out a winner.