Staff was extremely friendly and I really enjoyed the couple of dancers I got to talk to.

Very nice people they do good work and prices are good for how the economy is and it been going well

My coworker and I are out of town working here. And we decided to check out the only strip club in Billings. I come from Portland, the land of strip clubs, hipsters, and breweries. So I'm a bit of a strip club snob. The DJ, super knowledgeable of the area, and gave a lot of helpful tips on where to stay out of in Billings. The bartender was super friendly. It's a "casino", but it's no different then gambling bar machines in Oregon/Washington. I wouldn't really even consider it a casino really. The talent were great. Note worthy: Nova She actually pole dances doing fancy stuff at the top of poll defying gravity. There of course were the other suspects, the lazy shoe clapper, the repeat ass slapper, and the I don't want to be here dancer. All in All I'd say it was on par with a Portland club. Definitely give this place a chance. read more

Worst strip club I have ever been to. Price for dances and no touch rule is by far the worst place I've ever been too. I've had better dates with sandpaper read more

Love coming here to relax + have a good time ! Highly recommend paying these ladies a visit. Nova is my personal favorite !! read more

decent place, $10 cover charge, $5 beers, but lap dances are $40 topless or $50 nude. for one song. and no touching. that is WAY too expensive. either make it $20 for one song, or $40 for two. read more

Where do I begin.... It's a hole in the wall place in Billings. The building is old and the men's bathroom has never been cleaned. There are still stains on the toilet from years ago. The strippers are mostly single mothers with all kind of issues: baby daddy issues, money issues, psychological issues, etc. In terms of looks, most of the strippers are literally 4s and 5s. They think they are dimes because beta cucks that come in throw money at them but they aren't. Most of the strippers have bad attitudes, hate men and treat the place like a high school drama show. They never evolved so you get a lot of gossip and unnecessary drama. The DJ, the bouncer and the bartender are generally cool as well as one of the managers. I think they are trying to clean the place up and make it more "classy" but that will never happen. Most strip clubs are a "scam" but if you are in Billings and bored, might as well pop in and watch the drama show in real life. read more

I moved here from Los Angeles and am not one to frequent strip clubs, but had considered visiting Planet Lockwood to check it out. It is pretty sketchy looking from the outside and has some terrible reviews so had stayed away. But I have a female friend and she like me was interested in checking it out. We had a great time. The women are beautiful, very friendly and approachable. They get nude, but the darkness of the room keeps things tasteful. It was very hot when they teased my female companion and invited her to touch them while that was very off limits for me. I wasn't really concerned about the cost, I am pretty generous and we got pretty buzzed, probably spent around $100 bucks for an hour and a half, but if your cheap you could probably get in and out for $35 or $50. I would go again and highly recommend if your interested in some out of the ordinary entertainment in Billings MT. read more

I really liked Danica but she wasn't into me so I wouldn't go private with her. Ivy was good at first but pissed me off and I left.

The women were very nice to me and are beautiful. They are fully nude so you get to admire all of their beauty. You won't feel ignored at this club. The front door was kind of narrow but I was still able to get my manual chair in. I'm not paralyzed or anything long story lol, I was able to get past some bumps by the door but any electric chair might have difficulty. It's a small place and would be better if they had a bigger/nicer building. I almost gave it four stars because of how well I was treated but I think the building needs an upgrade. read more

This place is super trashy and low-class. There isn't a proper stage - just a high table where men sit on stools and have women squat in front of them without any (not even underwear) on. The women don't do any dancing or performing. They just take cash from the patrons and spread their legs in front of their faces. They are within inches of each other. It is incredibly sad. I feel terribly for the women and wonder how this is even legal. read more

This place is an absolute shit show. My first problem with the place is that it isn't wheel chair accessible. I'm a quadriplegic and sometimes strip clubs are the only thing I have to keep my mind off the fact that I'm worthless. Second off once they finally hoisted me in through the garage, I was greeted by the awful stench of jizz and shit. I'm pretty sure they have not cleaned the floors in 13 years. Another problem I had was when I asked for a lap dance, the strippers just looked at me and laughed. They even called my Rolly. I am very angry with the service here and will not be returning. read more

I am up in Billings coming from southern california on a vacation to visit a friend. Last night we got drunk and decided to go to planet lockwood. We walked in and all the dancers were smokin' hot! im from Orange County, CA home of the most gorgeous women and the girls here were just like the ones back home. They pay a lot of attention to you and were a lot of fun. They definitely make your visit worth it. read more

moved here from tampa a few months ago.the dancers at planet lockwood are beautiful(no joke).i've been to scores,2001 in tampa.deja vu,gold club in brandon florida.in clubs all around northern indiana,michigan and chicago,the dancers i've seen in billings are just as good.its only 7 dollar cover.beers are 4.down fall restrooms,no food.not that big of a deal.want to go see some great looking ladies take a trip to planet lockwood.lol told you guys i was going to do a yelp review read more