DAVID AND SHAYAS FIRST TIME
Interviewer: When was your first time with Shaya?
David Weberman: After I pushed my father around in the wheelchair for about 2 years the shul was placed in my name as sole owner. My father's house was too. I'm now independently wealthy.
Interviewer: So what do you do to celebrate such a big score?
David Weberman: Well me and Shaya got drunk off our god fearing asses in the office.
Interviewer: What was it like?
David Weberman: I never expected to make it with Shaya but he's a hell of lot better looking than my wife with her big nose, obese body and feet like a farm animal. She's just there to have something on my arm.
Interviewer: Go On.
David Weberman: We were so drunk on L'Chaim. Shaya looked better than a Hasidic whore with a $100 donation pasted to her forehead.
Interviewer: Keep going. But making it with Shaya in the Shul?
David Weberman: I just climbed on Shaya from behind. I looked over his shoulder and he had a prayer book open with a picture of mom in it. My
wife watched with her pocket rocket.
Interviewer: Aren't you a rabbi?
David Weberman: Rabbi in name only, a RINO. Same as me being a chaplain. I just ride with cops to get close to people with power in case I need a favor. My hypocrisy has no bounds.
Interviewer: Did you ever make it again with Shaya?
David Weberman: Of course, just made sure we had privacy. Between the stench in the office and my wife, we had to be alone.
Interviewer: How do you feel talking to the congregation after this?
David Weberman: I'm sloshed on L'chaim. You don't think I could lay down that kind of bullshit sober, do you?
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