Why has nobody ever reviewed Rosi's Bar in English? Could it be because whenever the English end up…read morethis far into a St. Pauli weekender they can no longer differentiate between any of the bars on Hamburgerberg?! I suspect so. Anyway, Rosi's trivia: the girl with the dreads from Zoe 2 DJ's here at the weekends sometimes. It's always packed Thursday till Sunday morning. It doesn't look anything like the photo, cause you have to imagine the mass of people sprawled on the pavement. All good fun, and probably better than the Reeperbahn

Ah Rosi's Bar.. it's another of the almost identical bars on that side of Hamburger Berg. That…read moremean's it's actually a pretty good bar, but you could just as easily pick any of 5-10 bars within 50 yards and have the same evening. - popular music? check. - dance floor? check. - cheap(ish) drinks? check. - good crowd? check. - free entry? check. - table football? check. Did I just copy/paste that review? Did someone copy/paste this bar?

What a great little bar. Old clocks along with a really quirky great bartender. When you get…read morepassed the COVID vaccine check the atmosphere is great nice Cold Holstein beer and you just want to move to the neighborhood so you can drink here every Thursday night.

This place is right around the corner from me. I found it because I wanted a place to run to in…read moreorder to grab a beer when someone stopped by. It was initially an emergency back-up if there was no beer in the fridge. Well, now it's a favorite after having been in town for two months. It's pretty much what we call in the States a "dive-bar". This can have both a negative and a positive connotation. In regards to Dreyer, it's positive. I love this place because it's everything a bar should be where you want to hang out and grab a beer. I don't need all the designer crap most new bars add to their "Innenausstattung". I want some comfortable chairs, a long "Theke" and interesting people. The bartender here (and owner I presume) as well as his wife (I presume) look like they've worked here their whole lives (maybe after short stints working at the docks). BUT, they are the two nicest people you could meet (even though the bartendar is huge and looks like he'd kick your a$$ if you met him in a dark alley). Plus, the people sitting around the bar (who seem to be there every night) sure are characters. One cool feauture is that the owner seems to collect clocks and there's something like 110 of them spread throughout the bar. A nice litte touch which you don't figure out the first night you're there. Anyway, this place is great and definately not your run of the mill watering hole. Check it out if you're up for something different which doesn't remind you of every other bar you've sat in the last couple of beers.

Klimperkiste is a cosy little bar in a part of town where such places are a rarity. That alone gets…read moreit 5 stars from me. The beer selection is mostly standard, but they do also have Duckstein which makes me favour the place even more. Credit for me finding the place must be given to my old German teacher, Schaida. Apparently it's been a favourite of hers since she was a student at Hamburg uni. I don't think it's changed much over the years.

A great, quirky, little pub hiding in the same street as Hofbrau and opposite the big casino…read more Unpretentious with some interesting beers and nice cocktails.

Cool, kitsch, tiny bar on the top end of Hamburger Berg - probably the coolest street in Hamburg…read more It's got the obligatory lesbian barmaid, table football, and awesomely weird projection TV of very trippy cartoons. Quite amusingly we had a banging trance DJ laying down the tunes to all 4 of us in the bar last night not busy on Tuesdays, but great fun none-the-less.

I know why everyone recommends Frau Möller! Well deserved!…read more A bit gruff and very crowded at lunch, but for good reason. Ice cold delicious beer and hot authentic local German food. Our waitress was fluent in English and made us feel welcome in a "so you're not from around her, but that's okay, sit here" kind of way.... Very pleasant! The beer was plentiful and ice cold, and we had the Wienerschnitzel (I know... cliché, but oh so good!), and it came out fast, hot and delicious. Also, for French Fries fans... these were thin, hot and crispy! (Not a big fan of soft fries/chips). Right near the train station for a meal before you travel, or while you're waiting to check into your hotel. We'll be back!

This place only accepts cash, and there is no cash machine on site. A staff woman said there was…read moreone on the street nearby but I never found one. Oh well, that's one way to piss off a potential new customer!

Depending upon when you go, Mutter varies a lot. On the weekend it'll be so rammed that you can…read morehardly get through the door and it'll be smokey as hell - the smoking ban does not apply here. However, when it's not so busy it's alright in here. It's never going to be my favourite bar, but I had a nice enough time here.

I just like this place the beer is always cold, the music (Indie/Alternative) is always brilliant,…read morethe people around are always friendly & easy-going and the barstaff are always genuine folks. The bar itself is retro-style (orange / brown) decorated with some glamorous wallpaper :) They also got a couple of smaller rooms next to the main one equipped with loads of comfy cairs, sofas and stools. All rooms are dimly lit and so make you feel at home easily. Yet it's a smoker-friendly bar which is a disadvantage for me personally but what the heck :) As a plus you could get the chance to bump into the odd rockstar coming from Knust or Schanze. Mutter is said to be one of their fave hangouts after the show.

Now I am drunk and smell like shit because it's allowed to smoke inside this extremely tiny bar,…read morebut I love the place. It has its own character, accepting every living soul and sharing whatever you want to share. Nothing to eat, full bar or at least most demanded drinks are served there. Bad for kids. I saw some dogs inside, but it's up to you, dear dog owner. Lots of friendly and talkative people. Bring your dear friends here, but if you're lonely, you will find your company inside.

The place is excellent with premium indoor seating. Me and my family had great time and service was…read morevery nice and friendly. Would 100% recommend for all people !

This place is hard to review. The vibe and the atmosphere weree 4.5 *'s - as other reviewers have…read moresaid, it's a pleasantly unpretentious place. The food was about 2 *'s and it's definitely a case of quality over quantity. I got currywurst - the curry sauce tasted bottled, and the sausage wasn't well cooked. My kids got schnitzel and they said it was "mid". Honestly I think German food kind of caps out at 4 *'s - there's only so much you can do with boiled potatoes and kraut and sausages.