Our Town Hall is over 130 years old. It is in our DNA. We are the proud Newry Nyucks.
Our Town Hall was designed by Belfast man William Batt. He wasn't a Newry Nyuck. He designed the stunningly beautiful (now former) office of the National Bank in High Street, Belfast,
He also designed many Orange Halls, villas in the Malone Road, and the front gate lodge for Belfast's Botanic Gardens which sadly was demolished in 1965.
He gave us a unique Town Hall that is architecturally beautiful for about £12,000 back then or £2 million today. It's a two-storey building in brick with granite dressings. It got a refurbishment seven years ago.
It's erected on the Armaghdown Bridge over the Newry River beside Bank Parade to symbolise the unification of the two counties within the newly created municipality. The main block has a hipped natural slate roof with terracotta ridge tiles and finials.
The various chimneys rise from the side and rear walls and will be described with each elevation. Front elevation: The façade, which faces north, comprises a three-bay symmetrical block to front and lower one-bay wing to either side, all over a projecting ashlar granite base course. The walls are of red brick with granite trimmings to the openings.
We had a very strong LGBTQI group here up to 2019 who used our Town Hall's unique image front and centre in all publicity and under their banner Pride in Newry - until our local council lied to them, withdrew promised funds and shafted them financially on purpose. Guess what; the moron who did this in council is now its chief executive.
Let me help a bit more here don't look for Nyuck in a dictionary as you'll likely not find it - like that wonderful word absquatulate.
You'll find in scripts of the old American comedy act - the Three Stooges - that Curly used to say "Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck" a lot, but with no apparent meaning. He usually claimed "I'm a victim of soikemstance".
The dear man had no Newry connections that I can find. He died at 48. Still let's say Curley - Yehudah Leib bar Shlomo Natan HaLevi is awarded honorary Newry Nyuck status posthumously.
Nyuck is a term of mild, sometimes friendly, disparagement of a person. Often, it implies dishonesty - who us? Other times, it just describes somebody who is unreasonably hard to deal with, or to please.
The phrase "Newry Nyuck" is also well known around Ireland, referring in part to our local accent but mainly serving as a simple badge of identity. Thus a "Newry Nyuck" is like a "Real Dub" - someone whose local ancestry goes back a few generations. read more