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New Guernica

3.7 (23 reviews)
ModerateDance Clubs
Closed 9:00 pm - 4:00 am (Next day)

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Lani P.

Fun Fact: I spent the first 20 minutes or more of my visit to New Guernica thinking it was neighbouring bar, Chuckle Park. I was so adamant it was Chuckle Park that the friends I was with have declared any bar henceforth that we don't know the name of will be known as, Chuckle Park. Chuckle Park (YES, I just like saying it, okay?) or New Guernica, the fact remains as I walked up the seemingly never ending staircase following a Melbourne-based friend, I didn't expect the eclectic yet perfectly matched bar that awaited us. Part garden bar, part lounge, part Hamptons-inspired porch, part kitchen with the kitchen bench replaced by a DJ deck - the best way to describe New Guernica escapes me. We quickly found ourselves a nook at a communal table in the 'kitchen' area of the bar. Wallpaper of vegetables surrounded us as well as a retro fridge as we sipped on our sangria. $15 for a jug between six. Don't mind if we do. Look it wasn't the BEST sangria I've ever had, but the atmosphere and decor was unlike anything I've ever seen and worth the trip for that alone. We didn't have to pay a cover charge, and now reading the other reviews, I wish I'd ventured into their cocktail menu. Next time, Gidget, next time!

Daniel Z.

I didn't realise at the time but there were 2 for 1 drink's after work the first time I went here. As I didn't have enough hands to carry the drinks I had to finish half of them at the bar. When I went to find my friends I realised that I had drunk the blue drink. Everything around me started to spin as I was transported into a crazy wonderland. Whoever designed this place is a genius. I love everything about it. You get transported into a world that I thought was only possible by imagination. The child within is at peace here and has the opportunity to get drunk. Fantastic!

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This club from my proffesional opinion is amazing manager dean made my night solid dude he makes this club, vibes are phenomenal

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Went on a Friday night, amazing DJ, great music like techno and Deephouse there! Recommend for people who has picky ears.

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12 years ago

$15 jugs of sangria and 2-4-1 cider, wine and beer - can't go wrong here for happy hour!

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Seriously one of the best places I have ever been! Great atmosphere, drinks, people, decor.. love it!!!

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Review Highlights - New Guernica

Bar staff is awesome and make amazing shots(just ask for a bartenders choice).

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The Night Cat

The Night Cat

4.0(19 reviews)
0.9 kmFitzroy
$$

I normally tend to stay away from the kind of place where the average age is 18 and a half and they…read morescan your drivers license upon entry - you know just in case you knife someone inside the club or change out of the unfashionable collared shirt they probably require you to wear to gain entry. But I have to say the Night Cat is slightly different. The first and major big difference is that they have live bands playing on a circular stage, usually surrounded by enthusiastic dancers. And the bands they have playing are often pretty good. When there is no live music ,they tend to have a DJ playing some pretty cheesy music - but in my view, cheesy in a good way. They often can be found spinning some old school classics that you jump up on the dance floor to have a bit of a laugh, only to realise you are having a lot of fun. So if you are looking for a boogie and prepared to admit to yourself that having fun is way better than hanging with hipsters and jazz musicians then give the Night Cat a go. What's the worst that could happen (sans Interpol being notified of the details on your drivers license)?

It's a fascinating venue and one that has escaped me for many years…read more Boy does this place fill up. Its pretty trashy and cheap with a basic selection of average drinks. But when the music and band kicks in, it doesn't really matter. Everyone is dancing. It's the opposite to most places where the odd few are dancing whilst the majority remain as stone human statues. There's good areas to sit and relax as well. very interesting place to sit watch and observe people too.

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Circus Bar & Night Club - Circus VIP booth

Circus Bar & Night Club

3.2(5 reviews)
4.6 kmSouth Yarra
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Ahh there are many fond memories from nights at Circus with the crew, following in true Melbourne…read morestyle the underground club plays a very good selection of dirty electro, techno and house music. They host regular Melbourne dj's as well as bringing in some internationals from time to time for their in house events. Circus Bar has recently undergone a hige refurbishment and the results are nothing short of impressive, spread across two levels Circus has the main room downstairs complete with rich red walls, chic circular booths and of course a decent dance floor. Upstairs is the balcony that has been fitted out in a way that resembles the beach bars in Miami. The balcony has a second bar as well as another dj booth and looks out over the top of Chapel Street and Commercial Road. Circus is open Thursday through Sunday and is available for both birthdays and private functions.

Circus is where I've ended up at 4am on a Monday morning after getting knocked back from revolver…read more They are very generous on who they let in but I've only been here on there Sunday Night. Has a very weird mixed crowd of people which you never would of thought existed. The venue is very nice looking and plays the exact same music as revolver as they both have the same resident DJs. The rooftop is beautiful but they do close some of it off for functions. The only negative points of the venue are the crowd (essentially the revolver rejects, me being one of them at the time ) and gets very overcrowded being a small venue. Only time I would visit is when everything else is shut as it closes around midday Monday. On the positive super friendly staff and security, great music and nice looking venue.

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Laundry Bar - @ Laundry bar in Fitzroy where Hip-Hop is alive and kicking ass

Laundry Bar

2.9(12 reviews)
1.1 kmFitzroy
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I give this place a 3.5 Star thanks YELP…read more Been there twice, first time was pretty cool. Some nice old school hip hop tracks which was a thumbs up from me. YAY world! Bar service was a bit slow and nobody smiled they all looked like they wanted to die. Bathroom was okay- had chunder all over the floor but thats standard. I also got elbowed in the eye by some asian chink- wasn't too impressed.. Standard. Anyways- I danced a bit on the table which was interesting. Uhm- The place has a smoking area... Thank the lord- thumbs up. Second time, was a friday night. Pretty empty around 11-12 but got busier later with weird people in suits. HOWEVER. The girl who was playing initially was pretty decent. Then it all changed when another chick come up with short shorts that went up her anus. Her music was TERRIBLE. Some poppy hip hop crap. Sucked balls. Thumbs down. A jug of beer is at a pretty good price though, it was only 18 bucks compared to the standard average of 26. YAY AGAIN! Fun place overall. Totally recommend it. It's really laxed and pretty trendy. There were a couple painters there that night doing some canvas work. COOL-

Laundry bar is an awesome two level club that offers a variety of events inclusive of drum and…read morebase, dubstep and even host an awesome gay night (danceteria). The venue is usually jammin' and has a pretty good crowd. Went to 'Danceteria' recently and the venue wad busy, upstairs offering deep ghetto beats and downstairs a little more 80's and retro. They do random events like open mic hip-hop which usually consists of white guys stoned out of their minds rhyming words that somehow string together into coherent sentences (sometimes that is).

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Laundry Bar - @ Laundry bar in Fitzroy where Hip-Hop is alive and kicking ass

@ Laundry bar in Fitzroy where Hip-Hop is alive and kicking ass

Laundry Bar - @ Laundry bar in Fitzroy where Hip-Hop is alive and kicking ass

@ Laundry bar in Fitzroy where Hip-Hop is alive and kicking ass

Laundry Bar - @ Laundry bar in Fitzroy where Hip-Hop is alive and kicking ass

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@ Laundry bar in Fitzroy where Hip-Hop is alive and kicking ass

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