dont be fooled by the signs, Nandos have haloumi sticks! While I usually laugh and bitterly scold those vegetarian gluten free types that eat such ridiculous things, I have become rather partial to the occasional consumption of haloumi. I like its squeakiness and strange textural composition. Now Nandos have signs and pictures of delicious looking chunky wedges of haloumi goodness and it was these images that convinced me to enter and indulge in the $7.95 for 5 chunky slabs with a side accompaniment of sweet capsicum relish. I purchased my takeaway haloumi with a large side of chips, knowingly unable to eat the chip quantity but I forget these things when it comes to Nandos chips, oh and Kingsleys too, anyway I digress, I arrive back at my desk, salivating at the thought of my huge chunks of haloumi. I spend what seems like minutes fishing around in the oversized bag retrieving the screwed up serviettes, the tomato sauce sachet the peri peri sauce sachet, the bag of chips, and the tiniest little takeaway box I think I have ever seen, oh aside from that one time I ordered the disappointing KFC popcorn chicken, anyhoo, I open the tiniest little takeaway box to be greeted wtih 5 small wafer thin slivers of what can only be described as the poorest excuse of haloumi sticks anyone in the world has ever encountered. I did eat my disapointingly tiny serve of haloumi and it was nice, but FFS $7.95 is totally a rip off. I do not recommend. read more