There was a time when I would champion Milano's cause to skeptical friends.
Even though it's a chain, I considered it good value, reliable and reasonably tasty for what it was. Really not true of this Milano's, which is the first one I've been in in quite a while.
We went for a family lunch last weekend and it was a fairly unanimous response that it was totally below par. To begin with, the chairs in the whole restaurant were so low that my mom (and myself) could barely get our elbows on the table- no real exaggeration. We aren't exactly tall amazonion women, but not unusually short either. I can imagine many people have this issue. We asked about different chairs and cushions, of which they had neither, but the waitress said "we are changing the chairs next week." Ah ok, that's perfect for us.
Anyway, on to the food. Many things on the menu seem to have shot up a couple of euro. You can still get the basic pizzas around the same price but the super thin ones (that don't even come close to fitting on the plates) are all about €15- ie. the price you pay in Paulie's and the likes for totally fresh pizzas that can't be compared to these.
I ordered lasagne and it was "grand". The meat was more like a paste than just minced, which I find a bit gross, but the tomato sauce was tasty as was the bechemal.
My dad, who is on some bizarre quest to find Dublin's best Caesar Salad, sampled their offering and gave it a very definite "25 out of 100".
We all ordered rasberry sorbet for dessert which was only ok. My americano was watery, not good at all.
The staff were very friendly when at the table, but pretty inattentive considering how quiet it was.
Overall, a disappointing meal. read more