The strangest location ever to stop for lunch, but a girl really doesn't mind as long as you feed…read moreher. Ha! This one doesn't mind, anyway. Literally in the middle of nowhere, the hotel in which Goya is located as well as the bloc of adjacent hotels just suddenly appear out of thin air as you drive closer. Very square, very mod, and in such a crazy color palette. Where are we, Legoland? The buffet options are very limited and are pretty so-so in my humble opinion. The food is really nothing to write all the way home from Spain. But when you have to feed 1,800 people I guess we can't be too picky on every single stop. The "meat" is pretty bland and I'm not even 100% sure it IS meat. It reminded me of Vegan style because of the texture and super thin slices. However, service is ridiculously on point. Totally unexpected! Staff is really friendly and helpful even though this is a buffet setup. Despite the crazy chaos of lunchtime, they are able to manage the entire crowd and still project a calm vibe. Wouldn't come here again for a return visit but at least if you eat here you can leave full, although maybe not too satisfied. DATE TIP: Who likes bland questionable meat? Nobody.