As soon as I heard that there was a certified Wild West cabaret restaurant in Hamilton I was so excited and giddy I "yeehawed" with exhilaration, found the nearest alligator skin boots I have, jumped in my Cadillac and drove that baby up Victoria street road. I was greeted by a young gentleman with a rather lavishly shapen hair-do and utterly impressed with the good ol' Western style ornaments. What I wasn't impressed with, was one of the other restaurant attendees was bearing the devils work in form of shoes. Or "crocs" rather. I find this highly offensive. It is subtly commentary of our lifestyle back in the West you see. A hippy "Animal-friendly", "vegan" solution the traditional crocadillian skinned boot. It's rude, barbaric and akin to cultural appropriation. When I confronted this rude attendee, while trying to remove his insensitive shoe-boots he began shouting "Venus! Poker Face! Judas! Bad Romance!" at me and other hit singles by the pop artist known as "Lady Gargamel". I too found this offensive as Lady Gargamel is work of the devil. After this the attendee began throwing marbles at me whilst calling me "uncultured swine". I left the restaurant but I managed to steal a few mints from the counter at reception. 5/5. read more